jeffreylaux.bsky.social
Cat dad. Computer geek. Runner. Apostrophe misuse is a national emergency. Die Hard is a Christmas movie.
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And make sure your AC unit's coils aren't covered in cottonwood.
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Yes
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It’s bullshit. Bought $800 worth of furniture recently and was warned about a card surcharge. Well, duh. I just carry $800 in cash with me all the time. They want me to write a check instead?
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Rapid disassembly.
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Thoughts and prayers.
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Well then, time to upgrade Mar-A-Lago’s insulation.
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Hope it’s her dog getting revenge.
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I heard that someone slipped a laxative into his dinner, and he ran out of adult diapers. Lots of people are saying it.
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It's what happens when one party has an Ohio government trifecta for 26 of the last 30 years.
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"AI Face unlock" recognizes your face even after the leopards have devoured it. Fascinating technology actually.
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Painfully obvious, as I’m over halfway through Careless People. I already know the outcome, but I keep reading, hoping that I’m wrong.
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A Chevy Citation in the first 5 seconds. My Dad loved his '81 Citation hatchback 5 speed so much, he bought another Citation when that one died. Those things were so dumb, with that vertical radio you couldn't swap out.
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Master negotiator, TACO Trump.
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I bought my first soldering kit last week for $20. Hoping to repair the electric cord on the $400 vacuum she absolutely destroyed.
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How many other owners would cover the cost of a private jet for their top player?
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Getting severed so his innie can actually get some shit done.
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I can't believe you didn't tag @minakimes.bsky.social on this...but she probably gets alerts for anything Pavement-related anyway.
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I imagine at least one crazy runner is going to dress like John McClane.
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We? lol. Whatever dude.
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Karma for the bullshit HR overrule on Friday.
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Taco. Taco.
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I had to reword this request multiple times before AI would give me the right answer. I hope the answer changes someday.
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My wife single-handedly keeps Kirkland’s in business with her seasonal pillow collection.
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Now my task is to figure out which Redszone poster that is.
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Wright State has three Parkers, all from different states. Parents were big Corin Nemec fans.
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Well...not what I expected when I plugged in the Buc-ee's due to open in Ohio next year. UC - 63.2, OSU - 60.9, Miami - 49.9. Go Redsk...hawks.
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He'll also get tons of votes from Dems and Independents who take a GOP ballot at the primary.
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Don't worry. That "trickle down" is coming any day now. I just know it.
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Isn't it because teams don't want their highest paid player getting piled on by 21 guys?
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Oh come on AP. You're better than this. Compare Target's numbers to Costco over the same quarter. Everyone knows why Target is struggling.
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Our living room thought Austria was the worst.
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Okay…but this better not leave the door wide open for Vivek.
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Ozzy’s Mr. Tinkertrain
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You just mansplained dietetics to the mom of a cancer patient?
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Is that similar to the sitcom 4 Guys, 2 Girls, and 2 Pizza Places?
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Recently traded in a 2015 model for a 2022 model, and I've lost the ability to easily flip the AC on or off with a single button press. So dumb.
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A sign that when they build a new stadium, it should have a retractable roof.
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Too bad there isn’t a horse named Private Equity in the field.
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Zuck really is Kip Drordy.
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I have this discussion with younger co-workers several times a year. They didn’t grow up when “Indiana Time” was a thing, so they don’t get it.
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As long as I never have to watch him readjust his pants leg one more time.
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Do you think Sadak has an Andor reference in his back pocket if Gorman massacres a ball today?
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He’s handling those outer strikes well by going the other way. Last year he was bailing out so often, he could never reach those pitches.
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I-70, Exit 149a, Closed Sunday
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A lot of people are saying that.