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Skittles are pure processed sugar, safe to eat for centuries. If we're talking a healthy/organic candy like peanut M&Ms I'd steer clear.

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I’ve been listening to disco before work lately to trick my brain into thinking I’m going to the disco instead of work. Now instead of walking into hell, I’m walking into a disco inferno. 🔥 🪩 🕺

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We’re on the precipice of a new week again and I have a PSA… If anyone at work this week or otherwise asks me: “how’s it going?” And I reply with: “another day in paradise,” I do not mean that literally. Please don’t ask me to elaborate or engage any further. Thanks.

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Any suggestions on how to go from a miserable self-loathing pitiful loser mindset to a take-charge kinda gal who shoots people and stuff? I have an audition tomorrow. 😞

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My field of ducks is as barren as my womb.

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“How to lose friends and alienate people” is book I could write in my sleep.

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If you hate your job but don’t like lying, the next time you’re at work and someone asks you how you’re doing, always reply with: “living the dream.” It universally communicates the correct amount of aggression without overdoing it.

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If I made my own version of “Wicked,” I’d have a number called: “Stumbling through Life.”

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You don’t get a lot of fruit without caring for the trees.

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I have an emotional support cat that I wish I could bring everywhere.

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I would give anything for a new brain.

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My wounds might not be my fault, but it’s my responsibility not to bleed on everyone.

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The plot of Nosferatu really clicked for me when I accepted Orlok as a metaphor for Ellen’s depression & childhood trauma. The darkness comes back & stops you from feeling happy & loved until you eventually succumb to it. It’s more comfortable to embrace it than fight it. It’s a constant familiar.

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Don’t buy your dog diet dog food unless you like having a teenager in your house who won’t eat for days out of protest.

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I’m supposedly well into adulthood and this is what I’m surviving on. 🙄

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I’m trying to have a more positive mindset, but don’t come at me with toxic positivity.

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Working a 16 hour day vibes.

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If you’re a former mean girl and you’re now over 45 but you never left high school, you now look like a bitter, ridiculous middle aged woman. You look stupid. It’s not cute anymore.

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Valentines’s Day was fine back when it was just for couples. But then they added the Galentine’s Day and also pushed your family into it. It’s like Christmas on steroids for lonely people.

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From Jim Croce’s final album, released posthumously after his place crash at 30 years old. youtu.be/lZH9Qj5peeY?...

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Made a new work friend today. We shared horror stories of our day and agreed the place was trash. What a great end to my work day! 😁

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Am I the type to tolerate disrespect to my face, realize later that it was disrespect, fester on it for months, then address it like a lunatic???? Yep.

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You know who’s the worst male offenders? Married men. You’ll randomly get a message in your inbox: “Just wanted to say you looked so hot at that function!” “Hey I’m not comfortable with being spoken to like that.” “How dare you. I’m a married man! With a family!” 🙄

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I really like the phrase, “Kiss both sides of my ass,” and I need to work that into my dialogue further.

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Look. If your friends are a bunch of tool bags, you’re also a tool bag. 1+1=2. Don’t complicate the math.

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Oh you’re best friends with that exploitative “eccentric” lady AND that incel reported all over the women’s watch group for SA? Congratulations. You must be a real nice guy. NOT the creep that you act, look and sound like. Now kindly stop talking.

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To anyone who tries to one up me in basic conversation tomorrow: You are better than me in every possible way. You are two steps above me on the societal hierarchy. You are superior. You win at everything. Now leave me alone.

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This is my dog, Roxie Balboa. She’s an underdog, and she’s also the love of my life.

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“I don’t owe you nothing!” -Adrian youtu.be/fxriLTLhyyY?...

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Another morning, another chance to burn another bridge.

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I don’t believe in wishing bad things on people who have done me wrong. But I do believe that everyone receives back the energy they put out into the world.

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But what do I need to buy a weighted blanket for when my cat sits on my chest without asking? 😄

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At this point, I think my body gets more confused when I get a full night’s sleep…

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When Bob Seger comes on the radio, you park outside and turn the volume up…always. Bob Seger is my eternal soul brother. ❤️‍🔥

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