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The 10% tariff alone is a $2500 per household annual tax hike!

submitted 5 days ago • 885 comments

"I didn't vote for" you did. Sorry. You did. Should have listened to the woke libtards instead of your roided out imaginary friends who told you kids were pooping in kitty litter at school

submitted 7 days ago • 620 comments

Everyone wants there to be a grand scheme behind all of this but the terrible truth is that extremely stupid people are in charge and they have a fanatical devotion to wrong, childlike concepts of society and economics cooked up by right wing radio hosts in order to sell tainted dietary supplements

submitted 11 days ago • 1037 comments

I bought Twitter for $44,000,000,000 and sold it back to myself for $33,000,000,000. I have 43 kids and no friends. Everything I make explodes

submitted 16 days ago • 854 comments

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but “I was only following orders” was rejected as a defense at the Nuremberg Trials.

submitted 23 days ago • 326 comments

Politics hasn't been this simple in a long time: do you think it's good for one man to exercise unchecked, arbitrary power or not. Those are the two available ideologies right now

submitted 29 days ago • 137 comments

Cartoon by @mluckovich.bsky.social.

submitted 32 days ago • 122 comments

They called him Sleepy Joe because we could sleep at night.

submitted 35 days ago • 1097 comments

One thing I'm fucken sick of hearing is that people on the poverty line "don't want handouts." Well, the rich take hand outs. Maybe they're rich bc they were offered handouts. Maybe they're rich bc they take them. This "shame in receiving free money" for the poor but not the rich makes me SO MAD

submitted 40 days ago • 407 comments

“Those nasty Canadians are ripping us off and are controlled by Mexican cartels. They’re poisoning us with fentanyl and need to become the 51st state or they will pay a high price” is a belief that literally ZERO Americans had six weeks ago. It’s entirely invented from scratch.

submitted 40 days ago • 3658 comments

If you’re cheering for a South African sociopath to fuck over US military veterans then you should probably stop with that America first bullshit.

submitted 48 days ago • 369 comments

EXCLUSIVE: A federal worker at the EPA sent an incredible email to Administrator Lee Zeldin. He's refused to stay silent, and has asked me to share the email - and his name - with the public. My latest: www.muellershewrote.com/p/exclusive-...

submitted 53 days ago • 1108 comments

Send out a company-wide email tomorrow saying you're bringing in a team of pubescent hackers to break into everyone's private information in order to find instances of waste and fraud. Let's see how it plays out.

submitted 55 days ago • 144 comments

If you wanted to cut waste, fraud, and abuse, you would empower the inspectors general. If you wanted more waste, fraud, and abuse, you would fire them.

submitted 56 days ago • 2258 comments

you know shit is bad because this week my therapist asked about my self-care plan for the weekend and i said "smoke a joint in the garage" and usually she'd be like "is there anything healthier you could do?" but this time she said "sounds like a nice way to decompress"

submitted 59 days ago • 11 comments

looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.

submitted 60 days ago • 211 comments

another day at the uncrustables factory decrusting these crustables

submitted 62 days ago • 129 comments

submitted 67 days ago • 595 comments

the OTHER thing about the white house’s anti-diversity push is that like old fashioned segregation it is explicitly an effort to undermine unions! like c’mon! don’t be stupid!

submitted 67 days ago • 565 comments

Breaking: Punxsutawney Phil sees the shadow of death and fall of an empire, so there will be 6 more weeks of winter and then groundhogs inherit the earth.

submitted 71 days ago • 107 comments

➡️ January 20: FAA director fired ➡️ January 21: Air Traffic Controller hiring frozen ➡️ January 22: Aviation Safety Advisory Committee disbanded ➡️ January 28: Buyout/retirement demand sent to existing employees ➡️ January 29: First American mid-air collision in 16 years Making America Great Again!

submitted 74 days ago • 1400 comments

Dr. Phil vs MyPillow guy cage match to the death (winner executed as well)

submitted 74 days ago • 248 comments

BREAKING: The Department of Veterans Affairs has CANCELLED SUICIDE PREVENTION TRAINING because it includes considerations for the LGBTQ+ community. Veterans suicide.

submitted 76 days ago • 1087 comments

if they want to go back to the 1950s, we’re bringing the cuisine back to the 1950s too. you put me in the kitchen, I will spend 100% of my time in there finding how much horseradish and shrimp I can put in Jello before God personally comes down here to stop me.

submitted 80 days ago • 878 comments

submitted 82 days ago • 657 comments

His dead eyes. The dead eyes of a sociopath. That’s what I saw as Bishop Budde pleaded with Trump to act with compassion and mercy. His dead eyes.

submitted 81 days ago • 148 comments