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jesse-p.bsky.social
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Congrats. You played yourself.

submitted 34 days ago • 491 comments

Unless you see a Nazi Salute of course. Then you did Nazi a Nazi Salute.

submitted 37 days ago • 22 comments

With everything so seemingly terrible these days & no sign of anything remotely hopeful in the near future, I thought you might need this photo of a baby giraffe.

submitted 42 days ago • 4155 comments

this is a galaxy cluster whose light took 10 BILLION years to reach us. unreal.

submitted 43 days ago • 129 comments

#EmbarrassmentInChief 🤮

submitted 48 days ago • 2569 comments

Steve Harvey is aghast

submitted 49 days ago • 36 comments

feeling's mutual

submitted 50 days ago • 65 comments

Imagine watching disaster movies like The Day After Tomorrow or 2012 and thinking that the apocalyptic weather scenes were the “unrealistic” part. Turns out those scenes were almost bang on. The unrealistic part was the humans working together to overcome the problem & save the world. Sigh.

submitted 50 days ago • 387 comments

submitted 57 days ago • 352 comments

At one point the brutalist sits down to actually watch a porno, as if he’s fully aware I’m watching this movie with my parents

submitted 60 days ago • 33 comments

submitted 66 days ago • 223 comments

Good one.

submitted 69 days ago • 894 comments

I agree, three hundred and sixty billion percent.

submitted 77 days ago • 838 comments

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“Mystic Mountain,” this is a region of the much more extensive Carina Nebula. Credit: NASA, ESA,Hubble

submitted 82 days ago • 101 comments

Sorry not sorry.

submitted 82 days ago • 290 comments

For 2 decades. That’s cute.

submitted 84 days ago • 51 comments

Ah, the faces of cowardice.

submitted 85 days ago • 867 comments

Twitter is basically the used condom of social media.

submitted 88 days ago • 1234 comments

Robocop is a movie about a guy who gets killed on the job and they still made him go back to work

submitted 89 days ago • 604 comments

Did Biden flub his annual turkey pardon?

submitted 87 days ago • 29 comments

X is dead. Bluesky is the new Twitter.

submitted 90 days ago • 599 comments

submitted 90 days ago • 840 comments

What I actually mean when I say "I'm fine"

submitted 90 days ago • 70 comments

In 1970 the richest 1% had about 4x the wealth of the average person, and the richest 0.01% had about 30x. Now the richest 1% have 12x the wealth of the average person, and the richest 0.01% have 1000x. This is the problem.

submitted 94 days ago • 53 comments