jesters-hatt.bsky.social
Streamer/Artist/Writer
Professional shit post
Incase something happens to Twitter
https://www.twitch.tv/jesters_hatt
120 posts
21 followers
47 following
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You can imagine my reaction upon checking your profile. It appears I have pissed myself laughing. My lawyer will be in contact shortly
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Now I want to see war of the rats but it’s like bedoofs and sentrets waring over northern sinnoh
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Carpenters are the Camponotus species of ant, of the home building career (compliment)
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Can…can I eat them? Like… say I don’t like my roll and just eat them. Is the table going to look at me funny?
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Berb
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Hehe get hims down from there
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*plot twist* I did not in-fact understand the plot twist, but everyone else around me is gasping so I too appear startled as to not alert the group that my attention span is shorter then Kevin heart
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Buddy looks like me after a long day of work! (This isint a joke, my posture has gotten so out of hand that I feel the muscles in my neck liquifying. When I cough the whole thing shifts and it’s becoming alarming. Doctors can’t figure it out, please send help)
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Can’t be worse than my last team. The cowboys sucked so hard I’m watching a different sport (I really hope I get my kids back, Linda if you are reading this I know I said I was done but this guy swears by the timberwolves, I’ll get all our money back on draft kings just you wait)
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I am also happy with your art lately (incase you need to hear it from a point of authority or parental figure)
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I assure you I can. My lawyer has informed me that the footage is not suitable for speed runners archives so footage will be hosted on the funny black and yellow site
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Jokes on you I’m not educated enough to even make sense of that! I know half of those words and still can’t figure it out. Check mate
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Around this same time, you could go into a Pizza Hut and sit down with your family (assuming they had stopped fighting long enough to do so) and let me tell you. Not once have I ever considered a salad, especially not with my greasy fast pizza. But my little heart would eat that salad station out
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I employ you to check out the doom fandom. Dare I say some of the most impure gameplay I’ve ever seen yet one of the most wholesome community’s
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Get this girl a desk and three Netflix contracts we might be into something here
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Pick up some bread while your out. I used the last of it this morning
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That’s gunna be funnnn wish you so much luck
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No
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Wait you mean we are aloud to finish them? I thought we just tweak and prod at them forever
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Mind if I get a slice
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Chase that high
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My brother in Christ charge your DS, bro is begging
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Nah you see what you gotta do is just assert dominance. Make them fear you like “oh man, if they are this scary while Injured, what could they be capable of at full strength?”. The key is unrelenting eye contact
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Yo people still write game guides? Thats wild… could I write game guides?
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Wait the vita has games?
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Oh and made it punch the player in the gut with a brutally heart wrenching story, you know, cuz cute puzzle game
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Do you think you would get sick of the food on the ISS? Or rather how fast would you. I couldn’t imagine it’s diverse enough to be fun for the amount of time you are up there. And sure you don’t go for the fine dining experience, but it’s the little luxury’s that keep you sane
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:) for me it’s been trying to reach 100 posts on blue sky in my first day! At any cost, even if it means my comments arnt even that good and I’m left wondering why I’m doing this to myself and if I’m just bothering people with my silly task…oh you said self care, my bad.
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Won’t be able to hear it past the sound of me crashing into stuff every 30 seconds. I swear I have to relearn how to drive in every new rockstar game. Spoiler, you can drift the horse if you try hard enough.
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Nah teach shadowheart Rivals, I’ve started to notice that edgy girls make for great healers and it’s hard to find consistent teammates in this economy
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Wait y’all be completing games? Huh, never took that as an option. I usually get blindsided by a new one/one I just found out about in a dirty little loop
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My family usually has to tell me to shut up cuz I’m trying to commentate over every little thing
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Can I get a uhhhh pepperoni
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I need it to be spring soon. It’s a roll of the dice on if my key is going to break off in my frozen lock and I’m getting worried over how lucky I’ve been.
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But… can I eat it?
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We need Andrew Babish (binging with babish) to narrate tech vids in the same witty format he does his cooking videos. Coding is really just the cooking of the cyber world, and frankly I think we would make more headway if coders started spicing things up like a culinary chief would. Personality wise
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No one else will say this so I will: the potato chip time line is actually insane if you look at it. The basic well known flavors (barbecue, salt n vinegar, sour cream n onion) were originally based off dip and dressing people would throw on chips. So to make it easier they preloaded them.
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I can smell that grass
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He can feel stuff about things that aren’t him???
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Completing bundles give me anxiety I just wanna make my farm look pretty for Emily :(
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Remember kids, if you see someone playing blue, back away slowly, don’t make eye contact, and when you get far enough away call your parents lawyer and try to sue for emotional damages
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Stay so far away from magic. I played against a blue deck the other day that wouldn’t let me put anything on the table. I folded, shook his hand and left. Later that night trying to make dinner bro cast unsummon on my sandwich and redirect on my beer. The nerve of blue players makes me sick
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Yes I’ll take “things people say right before breaking a record” for 1200
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Oooooooohhhhh boy this is not gunna be good for my overhead
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I’ve had my heart broken. Body destroyed in more ways then one. Lost friends and family. Even mourned the life of someone who hasn’t passed yet and still had to look at them every day…but the one thing I wish I never had to repeat again was eating that stupid one chip challenge.
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I could actually see the game board working as a gimmick stage in all honesty. Nothing comp legal but definitely fun random and a bit like pokefloats. Cards could pop up with like aoe effects within the borders of the card
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No way someone else actually knows about Legend of Dragoon! I thought about streaming it, but I don’t think my chat has long RPG attention spans