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Satire and Sarcastic, my quirky characters go on adventures in replies and posts. Please dont take anything here seriously. Autistic af Not selling anything. Here for laughs! (FYI: Images are AI generated for those who wish not to follow AI accounts)
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This right here. This is exactly it.

submitted 2 days ago • 83 comments

America. Home. Of. The. Corrupt. ✨

submitted 2 days ago • 164 comments

I keep thinking about how women are most at risk of being murdered by abusive men after they've decided to leave the relationship and it's not exactly a subtle comparison to what's being done to the USA at the moment

submitted 2 days ago • 166 comments

After my kid used the new hand soap, I said we might have to get rid of it because the whole room smelled like a French lady of the night. He asked what a French lady of the night was... Anyway, Paris has a new cryptid.

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

He put tariffs on every single country but Russia.

submitted 2 days ago • 391 comments

If you're in congress and you aren't publicly in favor of banning the trading of individual stocks by people in congress, get your head out of your fucking ass.

submitted 2 days ago • 173 comments

Bad AAPL

submitted 3 days ago • 196 comments

I can’t believe how stupid everything is

submitted 2 days ago • 838 comments

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

This is Hugo. He is facing off in an epic battle against his toy ball. Just waiting for his opponent to make the first move. 12/10

submitted 5 days ago • 239 comments

They are eating the courts They are eating the due process

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

As an elder millennial, I'm super excited to experience my fifth "once-in-a-lifetime" event since high school.

submitted 6 days ago • 94 comments

Yesterday was incredible. The official count is in — 5.2 million people joined the #HandsOff protest nationwide. So many are asking: what’s next? Mark your calendars: 4/19 is the next nationwide day of protest.

submitted 7 days ago • 445 comments

OK, let’s see the best signs that you saw today.

submitted 7 days ago • 3356 comments

The people are fed up.

submitted 7 days ago • 473 comments

Rockin’ at the protest. #HandsOff #CedarRapids

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

About 500 showed in small town Kansas #handsoff ✊🏻

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

🗣Stunning images from the "Hands Off" protests across the United States of America🇺🇲. The American🇺🇲 people are fed up.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Can God get an amen?

submitted 7 days ago • 841 comments

New York Fucking City. A full mile of people filled to the brim. Fascism is going to lose.

submitted 8 days ago • 515 comments