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jezibelle.bsky.social
Nevertheless, she persisted, bitching the entire way. Queer, AuDHD, frequently hyperbolic, doesn't owe you an argument. She/her. @Jezi_Belle at the old place.
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I play Wordle first, in order to feel smart and capable, and then I play Connections to remind me that the universe is a baffling, capricious “fuck you”

Current status: we're smuggling eggs in from Mexico now. So let's talk about WHY Mexico's egg industry has been stable- while US egg prices are through the roof! 1. Mexico puts people in jail for price-fixing. 2. Mexico lets farmers vaccinate their chickens against bird flu.

I've seen quite a few people assume this involves Republicans or MAGA. It doesn't. The mayor of the city that sued to have the newspaper editorial censored is a Democrat. And the judge has no known ties to the Republican Party.

HELP - dashare.zone ADMIN

For all the USPS's faults, Americans have to realize: It's one of the best postal services in the world, even after being kneecapped by DeJoy. Fight for our postal service, guys. I know I will. It is an essential public good.

Casually bringing this back… #OCanada 🍁

This is my “daughter of a Black Panther breakfast program volunteer” coming out but anyone who tells you that you have to be public about all your resistance activity should immediately be under suspicion for being an op, or being under the influence of an op

Huh. Something something blind squirrel.

(on that note, if anybody has a better GPU than a 1060 lying around taking up space, hmu)

I cannot get my head around why I need to wholesale replace my PC. The case and power supply are the only original parts left, I replaced the mobo and CPU four years ago, why can't I just get a new graphics card and PSU.

Commercials for meds are always like "Ask your doctor about trying Our Medication 🌞" Like woah woah, slow down there, bucko- have YOU ever asked a doctor for a specific med? That's how you get labeled drug seeking. Doctors figure out which meds to give you via telepathy & ancient forest magics ONLY.

Movies you've watched more than 6 times, gifs only

Spencer Hall @edsbs.bsky.social has a theory on how Carson Beck’s cars were stolen 😭

Words to live by.

He was waiting all week to send this tweet

*watches Canada win in OT as an American*

small victory: got Mom changed and served dinner and managed to get out of the room before the anthems came on at the hockey game so I don't have to listen to Dad sneer about the inevitable boos

The Genesis Sonic trilogy. Only thing I haven't done is get the extra Nintendo subscription to play it on my Switch, but I've bought it on PC at least twice.

In a very genuine way we need to salute dudes like this who are just big guys in baseball caps who say things like “I’m a Christian so I think we should care about everybody”

I'm delighted to see a Murderbot series, but while knowing that Murderbot is genderless and that a security/combat cyborg would probably look male based on human bias, I for some reason always pictured it with a female-coded body. So the casting is weirding my brain out.

What the majority of people want and what the majority of the money wants are frequently different.

I don't speak a lick of French, but I know my cognates well enough to have laughed.

The domino effects of the 2008 recession mean by the time I'm stable enough to have kids I'll be at least 45. I don't want to be that much older than my kids. So there we go. Y'all screwed me out of motherhood.

So that dream job I found? Had to apply from my phone, so it just has a shitty downloaded copy of my Indeed resume and an unformatted .docx of my cover letter, thus probably destroying any minuscule chance I had. Awesome.

bluuuuh, Ritalin no worky today, brain trying to climb out my ears, tired and grumpy and don't want to do anything.

Random: Ben Affleck has one of the best hair transplants I’ve seen in a long time. Brothers look to this man as an example. His hairline still looks like a middle-aged man’s hairline, but it’s just filled in. Don’t let these surgeons move your hairline. That’s how you end up in a group chat.

I skipped breakfast through no fault of my own, spent the entire morning entering delicious-sounding menus into a database, and now my lunch is delayed due to scheduling phone coverage. JEZI HUNGER.