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I asked for a translation and I was not disappointed

submitted 2 hours ago • 8 comments

‘Free reign’ or ‘free rein’? ‘Free rein’ is the one that means unrestricted liberty of action or decision. It comes from horseback riding and refers to holding the reins that control the horse loosely so as to allow the horse to freely move along at its own pace/direction.

submitted 1 day ago • 29 comments

leftists: that thing you teach us in school to be terrified of is happening historians: that thing is definitely happening star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it news outlets: these protesters are out of control

submitted 2 days ago • 101 comments

I will take my emdash and spear it through the glowing eye of any robot who tries to claim it.

submitted 1 day ago • 18 comments

I think Brick and Mortar has a winning strategy: book + plushie pairings. I don’t remember @tkingfisher.com’s hares being quite this cuddly, though…

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Congratulations to Coco Gauff for winning her first French Open title! We really LOVE this.

submitted 6 days ago • 28 comments

submitted 6 days ago • 63 comments

I am old enough to remember the arrival of the truly global and astonishingly useful worldwide web. I really did not expect to witness its death, poisoned by carelessness and greed.

submitted 6 days ago • 21 comments

Amazing. Respect the lede.

submitted 7 days ago • 322 comments

Headline in my local paper: 8 ways Musk and Trump could inflict pain on each other Me: Not to kinkshame or anything, but I DON'T WANT DETAILS, you guys

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

This isn’t hard or complicated. For people weighing in w/different versions of this theme: Musk isn’t a good guy, we forget nothing, he’s not on the team, never will be on the team. We don’t mind if this disgusting evil alliance comes apart. That doesn’t make us Team Elon. Next.

submitted 8 days ago • 622 comments

And THIS is why we don’t privatize this shit, thank you.

submitted 8 days ago • 20 comments

This might be the absolute greatest reply we have ever received. Thank you, Cookie Monster 📕🍪💙

submitted 8 days ago • 234 comments

A ‘snafu’ is a situation marked by errors or confusion. ‘Snafu’ comes from WW2 and is an acronym for “Situation Normal, All F*cked Up.” Yes, really.

submitted 10 days ago • 46 comments

At least it wasn't dysentery.

submitted 11 days ago • 5 comments

Listen, folks, we can usually give advice to prepare you ahead of time for emergencies. But no one could have predicted 250 MILLION BEES would be loose on a road. So, stay away. Just…. Don’t go anywhere near them.

submitted 14 days ago • 25 comments

too many people have been conditioned by corporate social media into believing that if you do something and don’t post about it online, it doesn’t count. you must destroy the Mark Zuckerberg who squats within your head.

submitted 14 days ago • 22 comments

So many of the people determined to hate on Taylor Swift no matter what are showing their entire asses today. I got the best laugh, though, out of the person accusing her of writing that letter in a cheaply bought font. It's literally her handwriting, but sure, go off.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments