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Evangelion’s aggressive merchandising is so funny to me. “Hey, you remember that show with the hospital scene and the psychological horror? Didn’t all that make you want a cheeseburger?”

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

"We need to call privatization what it is: adding a profit tax onto a public good. A public post office puts all its resources toward delivering mail. A privatized post office will divert a large chunk of its income to shareholders. In what universe is that better?" @snmrrw.bsky.social

submitted 56 days ago • 103 comments

inside you are four lokos. you are about to heave

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

Making sure not to drop the Luigi Mangione story as it's falling out of the media a bit.

submitted 64 days ago • 28 comments

elon you woke ass sumbitch piece of sheit me & the boys challange you to a good old fashioned niagara falls barrel race— lets get fuckin wet

submitted 66 days ago • 48 comments

How I’ll remember 2024.

submitted 67 days ago • 9 comments

every tech company in 2025

submitted 66 days ago • 75 comments

Pretty choppy, but I had fun making it!

submitted 66 days ago • 9 comments

just wanna share a favourite

submitted 99 days ago • 20 comments

The fact that grimace got a birthday meal means that grimace has a birthday, which by extension implies grimace was born. The fact that grimace was born therefore leads us to conclude that grimaces reproduce sexually, which means grimaces fuck in mcdonalds canon

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

Israeli airstrikes shook Lebanon's capital, Beirut, moments after US President Biden announced that Israel and Hezbollah had agreed to a ceasefire deal. 🔴 LIVE updates: aje.io/zf26lp

submitted 102 days ago • 60 comments

if you don't update this game you can use the unpatched version to clip into the dentist's office through the Chipotle next door and do some weird frame skip shit thatll make the yellow and red path complete itself to avoid crashing so when you complete blue route you beat all three trials in one go

submitted 103 days ago • 8 comments

154 of them would be terrible

submitted 172 days ago • 0 comments

did i spot a @niedermeyer.io last weekend

submitted 176 days ago • 0 comments

out here calling the Mazda mx5 the “shmiat”

submitted 199 days ago • 0 comments

straight up “unsheathing it” at the fenced club. and by it, haha, well. let’s justr say. my epee

submitted 204 days ago • 0 comments

drill chuck? hardly know him

submitted 209 days ago • 0 comments

need me a 1990 suburban with a vortec 8100

submitted 223 days ago • 0 comments

the mistletoe ain’t the only thing hung where you can see

submitted 224 days ago • 0 comments

my rawest take is that all boy bands should be required to do acid before releasing a 4th album

submitted 227 days ago • 1 comment

Inspector gadget? Hardly know her

submitted 235 days ago • 0 comments

baby boomers will whine about participation trophies online before dragging their base model challenger to a car show with a board saying how rare their 1/891 yellow 2010 with black seats is

submitted 241 days ago • 0 comments

buying a bmw 8 series just to 7M-GTE swap it

submitted 245 days ago • 0 comments

remembering that time of my life when I was still living with my dad but had a habit of shouting “fuck me daddy” when I got mad at video games

submitted 247 days ago • 0 comments

(biden giving his concession speech) you see, jack, we won’t let democracy go out with a bang, but with [incomprehensible mumbling]

submitted 249 days ago • 0 comments

you: locked in me: locked out. i forgot my keys. help

submitted 249 days ago • 0 comments