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jimmyrenosmullet.bsky.social
Rehabilitated podcaster. Hogs. Jayhawks. Lifelong chiefs fan never been a fan of the cowboys. Pepsi is never ok.
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My book club finally finished reading a recipe for one pan chicken and veggies.

So patronizing when the dentist patiently explains how to floss. I'm not a baby who doesn't know how to do basic things. I'm a baby who doesn't wanna

That’s….not how this works

Republicans hate electric cars. Elon makes them. I have heard trumpers bitch endlessly every time an electric car or wind power commercial comes on. Now this. You fuckin cucks.

Interesting: the State Department’s procurement forecast detailing a $400 million order for "armored Tesla" has now been edited to "armored electric vehicles." The document shows the edit was made tonight at 9:12 p.m. -- after it was highlighted in reports

Watching the stupidest fucking people in the country find out about iron mountain is hilarious.

they couldn't have booed just a LITTLE harder???? 💔

in one of the pierce brosnan bond movies the villain is a newspaper guy who wants the world in chaos bc it means more news for him to sell. I remember watching it and being like "this is impossibly dumb" but you know what, I may have been wrong on that

Wait you mean it shouldn’t cost $500 billion to develop something and big tech has been grifting money for decades while actively making our life worse? BIG IF TRUE.

Emilia Perez feels like a prank. Every clip is just the most horrendous shit.

One very accurate thing about NCAA25 is how none of the commentators can say “woo pig sooie” correctly. It feels almost intentional.

Pin this, save it, we’ll need it. “When a prison camp opens in your town…when a DREAMer is disappeared from your classroom…when the President destroys what’s left of the Constitution…They will all say they didn’t know this was coming. And I want the American people to know that they did.” AOC 🔥🎯

I’m old enough to remember when a president signing too many executive orders was a sign of their totalitarianism. But that guy was black so it was different I guess.

@espn.com fuck off with this Trump shit what the fuck is this you bootlickers stick to sports

Making sure I understand, wanting to stop the bombing in gaza is antisemtic, but giving multiple Nazi salutes on stage is not. Got it.

Oh wow there were nazis at the Nazi party?

“Pizza tastes better when chased by Pepsi” is both a lie and grammatically odd

Dan Campbell losing a playoff game because he stuck to his guns on fourth down and it didn't work out and then losing a playoff game the next year because the other coach stuck to his guns on fourth down and it did work out just hurts

The Lions are in the exact same place the Rams were after the 2020 season: loaded roster, brilliant coaching, enviable organizational vision and quarterback play by Jared Goff just good enough to pulverize fans’ hearts at a critical moment.

#onepride

Almost every night for the past couple of years my wife and I would spend the end of the evening watching #tiktoks that we had sent each other. It’s weird to not have that option. Reels sucks lol.

a butterfly flaps its wings in Japan thousands of miles away, a roughing penalty is called on a defender tackling a quarterback

An incredible bed shitting

NEWS: Jackson Hole, Wyoming (it is minus-8 outside)

This ref is going through puberty

Dammit loins

Aye. You better watch what you’re doin. BAM.

Joe Biden taking his last moment in his 300th year in office to say we need term limits was something.

Someone tell Bunkie Perkins I have something that might interest him. Hootie related.

Me when a team does a good fake punt: 🙂 Me when a team then follows it four plays later by doing a good real punt: 😍

Pats weren’t even trying to hide it (via @jjones9.bsky.social)

Shoutout to this salsa jar. It gave me delicious salsa that we used for many things, and then became a grease receptacle. And it performed this job beautifully. Now he rests, full of the spoils of a hundred meals. Rest easy, buddy.

been a really hard week in LA, but i think the chargers losing might be the thing that breaks people's spirits, so strong is this team's bond with the city

I don’t talk politics anymore because I don’t want it used against me in maga court one day, but we are so fucking cooked. Fact checking became too polarizing? Or does half the country live in a different reality than mine?