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Husband, son, and dad. Man of letters. Writing about costumed murder gymnastics @imhwrestling.bsky.social.
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you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

“Change your entire business model in a month to appease my insane plans. You’re welcome!”

american masculinity is so amazing. caring about clothes as a man apparently makes you "gay" but our position on geopolitics totally depends on whether you wear a suit

We've come a long way from give me your tired and poor. Next up: replacing the Statue of Liberty's torch with a card reader

You should definitely not send the OPM email account the entire script to Bee Movie...

When asked what happened to the town’s money, the mayor said, “The traveling salesman who sold us the monorail is working very hard. I have seen the big machines myself and they are currently digging a very large hole. I am sure everyone will be very impressed when the project is finished.”

Review the Kraken continues! Our look at the Kraken Pro Wrestling YouTube show continues with a review of Episodes 12-14. inmoorehousewrestling.com/2025/02/23/r...

Malcolm X was assassinated 60 yrs ago today. See his timeless wisdom on the true meaning of “progress.” “If you stick a knife 9 inches in & take it out 6—that’s not progress. Progress is healing the wound. They wont even admit the knife is there.”

A casual reminder: No amount of hard work will make you a billionaire. You could earn a thousand dollars an hour working 24 hours a day every day without weekends or holidays, and after a hundred years (even if you didn't spend a dime of it) you still wouldn't reach a billion dollars.

Mat Quest continues! Our chronological viewing guide to the WWE archive on Peacock continues in spring of 1976. inmoorehousewrestling.com/2025/02/16/m...

“MaYbe shE’s goiNg to be in TroUble nOw” Maybe he can learn to read. The Constitution would be a good place to start

Demolition have been signed to WWE Legends deals, per Pwinsider Finally. After decades of contention. They deserve their recognition

Mat Quest continues! Our chronological viewing guide to the WWE archive on Peacock continues with a look at February, 1976 and a great match between Superstar Billy Graham and Bruno Sammartino. inmoorehousewrestling.com/2025/02/06/m...

We're into February but I'm so scatterbrained that I'm still writing "Democracy" on my personal checks.

One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.

Mat Quest Chapter 3! Our chronological journey through the WWE archive on Peacock continues with a look at three All Star Wrestling episodes from 1975 and 1976. LINK: inmoorehousewrestling.com/2025/01/18/m...

BREAKING: Saruman announces that the Gap of Rohan shall henceforth be referred to as the Gap of Isengard

Wrestling promos in 1985 were like “everybody is suffering, it’s hard to afford basic necessities, jobs are scarce, so I’m gonna do my best to give you something to hope for.” Wrestling promos in 2025 are like “this show is worth $5 billion and nobody has ever paid more to attend an event before!”

With the future of the WWE archive uncertain for U.S. fans, I started Mat Quest, a chronological viewing guide to the older footage on Peacock. inmoorehousewrestling.com/2024/12/29/m...