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Theoretical physicist by training but now work on the internet.
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Finally realised during Vance's toadying this afternoon that he's Salacious Crumb

Zelenskyy has really raised the credibility of comedians, but also given the world a wildly misleading bar for what most of us are capable of.

I agree there was a bit of fawning, but to me Starmer also looked like a paramedic trying to gently handle a mad methed up man toddler running amok in a shopping centre. “Come on mate, just put your trousers on and you can come have tea with the King, look, he invited you!”

Swastikawashing

Just found this old gif I made

This morning at Dept of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) HQ in DC as mandatory return to office began, this video played on loop for ~5 mins on screens throughout the building, per agency source. Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.

Happy Birthday to this legend! 📽️📅 Hot Fuzz (2007) Dir. @edgarwright.bsky.social

I feel really sorry for pregnant elephants. A really long gestation period, but nobody ever talks about the elephant in the womb.

KM3NeT xkcd.com/3053

Indiana Jones punching Elon while he is giving a N**i salute As requested by Gary Mancini

Found it! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Overton...

JD Vance has done the unthinkable, making the human race appreciate the intellect of Dan Quayle.

Portuguese editorial cartoonist Zez Vaz reaches back to Tiananmen Square to call on American defiance.

A brilliant piece of diplomatic theatre today. After Russian drones again violated Moldova’s airspace & exploded close to populated areas, the Russian ambassador was summoned to the Foreign Ministry. As he entered the meeting, he was confronted with parts of the exploded drones. (🎥 IPN, Moldova)

Thanks, Elon. My salary is public, as is my financial report. But since you ask, when will you be releasing yours?

One ultimate test of a constitution is whether the Executive complies with the Orders of the Courts. If the Executive refuses to do so, then it is pretty much constitutional ‘Game Over’ and you enter into a constitutional crisis. Usually, a government draws back from this final step, but if not…

Word of the Day is ‘bayard’ (16th century): one who has the supreme self-confidence of ignorance.

Imagine looking for a cult leader and choosing Elon Musk. Have some self respect

TRUMP TRADE WAR UPDATE: Colombia: Lasted 4 hours - Trump accepts what was already offered. 🇨🇴 Mexico: Lasted one weekend - Trump accepts worse than before. 🇲🇽 Canada: Lasted one weekend - Trump accepts what was already agreed. 🇨🇦 Two-step process established: 1. Try to look tough 2. Just fold 🤡

1. BREAKING Several of Elon Musk’s associates installed at the Office of Personnel Management (OPM) — including two recent high school graduates — have received unprecedented access to federal human resources databases containing sensitive personal information for millions of federal employees.

Ryan Gosling as geese. A thread.

Sky News CONTINUING to refer to the chancellor as ‘Rachel from Accounts’, would they have referred to a male chancellor by an insulting nickname? Of course not. It’s misogynistic and they’re repeating it.

Musk ‘salutes’ his fans whilst parading Tesla’s through a 1930’s German town

If a man can’t give a Nazi salute at a party for a racist convicted fraudster and proven sex offender, then what kind of sick world are we living in, I ask you.

Donald Trump being sworn in as president is better with the laughter it deserves

What is socialism, if not the state owning the memes of production

"What happened?" "I’m stuck. It's so embarrassing." “I guess things went... a-rye?” “Please do shut up.” "You should get out of the sun." "Why?" "Otherwise, you'll be toast." "You're an asshole, Charlie." “You’re right, you deserve butter.”

I've now heard the Cybertruck referred to as a "Wankpanzer" & I cannot now, in good conscience, not refer to it as that exclusively.

Biden's farewell speech to the military: "Let me close with a final request. I say it not as your president or commander in chief. I say it as a man who spent 50 years of his life serving his country in a different way. Remember your oath."

A quick note: It is my view that the term “First Felon” should be capitalized both out of respect and because it refers to a very specific individual.

Mar-a-Lago bukkaki.

I got some prints done of those Lego Star Wars figure photoshops I did. If you want to win a set just Like, Repost and Follow and I'll pick a winner on Monday morning.

Whatever happened to Mace Windu anyway? #starwars

I'm looking for small mercies this week so I'll pat myself on the back for the fact that I just successfully folded a fitted sheet for the first time.