Hey lovely, I hope you’re doing ok, it’s definitely been a week for you. I have to say though your ‘why don’t you fuck off look’ has spoken volumes without actual words this week & your strength & resilience is both inspiring & empowering. Crack on bubb, crack on ❤️🫂💪🏼
We all do 👏 her eye rolling is her resting bitch face I feel. The amount of times I’ve seen her eye roll in about an hour had me cackling as I knew what was being said is true 😂
Girl same. I’ve been in talks that she’s given and felt like saying ‘hell to the yes’ the most recent was last August.
I could easily chat shit over a cider black 😂
OMG! I applaud you. I'm 74 years old. I've watched numerous YouTube videos. I've tried to duplicate the way they were folded when they came out of the package. They still come out twice the size and wapperjawed. Bless you.
That is a goal I do not have. I have a husband who loves laundry so he can have all the glory. Considering your week, have the win. Energy better spent eating cake
I just checked with Kemi, Elon and Nigel and they think there should have been a national enquiry into how to successfully fold a fitted sheet before action is taken. The Tories have advised you should also sit on the recommendations of the enquiry and do nothing for a few years.
You are a hero, a true and absolute warrior fighting violence against women. I watch you read ‘the list’ in Parliament every year. We cannot let the likes of #PresidentMusk buy our politicians. The obtuse funding laws require immediate action to change the rules.
By the way, don't listen to the Tories or the Reform nutjobs, and especially Elmo. They wouldn't know what the truth is even if they tripped over it in the street.
Fold in half and tuck elastic corners together. Smooth out and take extra edges - it’ll be longer near the fold - bring these in so you have a straight edge.
Then you’ve got the oblong that you can fold to whatever size for storage.
Me too yesterday, except I had to unfold it again for an unexpected guest. My son's pal is Matthew Parris's PA, so I felt particularly magnanimous in hosting him (working for a Tory). He has no affiliation to the them, though, and plays a mean bass guitar. This rubbish phase will pass for you, Jess.
You're a class apart Jess. The lack of support given by any female opposition MPs was shocking and disgraceful. You were serene throughout.
And congratulations on the fitted sheet folding success. Awesome x
Congratulations. That’s a talent. It took me years and years to figure that out. I saved my son years of aggravation and taught him how to do it. I told him he can impress the ladies with that skill.. 😁
Biscuits can be deceiving buggers. But I raise you, laundry tablets that close with a “click, clack, shut” Sounds straightforward if you could get the bloody things open in the first place. Now they have had the knife/scissor treatment
I use a really sharp craft knife to cut the shrink fit security seal off a new Listerene bottle. It is worthy of a nomination for worst packaging ever.
You deserve, and I hope have, the respect of every right (as in correct) minded thinking person in the country for the excellent job you have done, that you do and the dignity with which you have responded to some appalling criticism. Please keep up the excellent work!
Wishing you well during these crazy days, here in the U.K in the real world we have seen the hard work you have done for survivors. Recommend LBC they have been incredibly supportive of your work and had great debates explaining the truth and there astonishment at the opposition 4 speaking up
Whoa - small mercies are simple things like rocket science or brain surgery. Folding a fitted sheet is waaay beyond that. Pics or it never happened (unless it’s an ‘alternative fact’ that it did). PS More power to you 💪
😆 This makes me giggle because I am a Laundry supervisor and fold 100s daily. They are the hardest for everyone but honestly now they are my fastest to fold. Once you get it you’re golden. It’s the little things ❤️
I've been meaning to do this!
Saw that video about it last week or whenever it was.
Did you follow a YouTube?
Did it involve witchcraft, as I've always anticipated?
If you single handedly brought peace to the Middle East. stopped the war in the Ukraine, and reversed climate change, I would not be more impressed than I am by the above achievement.
Good on ya. Now can you do to racist interfering billionaire oligarchs who seem to have fallen back in love with their apartheid childhoods what you do to fitted sheets
Jess , you’re here on Bluesky! Excellent. It was mad hearing about what was happening on X from my husband. The media need to stop giving the billionaire narcissist airtime and oxygen . Majority of people would have no idea it was happening. You are awesome xxx
Jess - Well done for getting through this week. Maybe it’s time to take the gloves off. If your opponent is "gaming the game" and there are no consequences for doing so, you will not defeat them by following the rules. You will only feel morally superior in your losers' chair.
Sharing my wordle-verse for today with you, as it was this week's events that triggered it. If Musk had a fraction of your moral courage he wouldn't be playing cruel adolescent games to please convicted criminals like Robinson and Trump.
I take my hat off to you for everything you've done, I understand it must be difficult but please keep going the people that matter know the good you've done for them.
I recently ended up finding a YouTube video of someone competent show me how to do that. I was at that moment thinking that being the CEO of a listed company might be easier.
I couldn’t work this out. What does he mean… 3 months. What after 3 months on the bed. I was confused and then I read your bio. Scouser, scouser humour, tintinnabulation. LOL, I hope! No offence intended neither by how often you change your sheets or your Bootle origins. I ❤️ Scousers. GOAT people.
I worked at Eli Lilly in Speke for 6 months back in the olden days. Once people found out I was staying away from home, in a hotel, I got a lovely room offered in the house of a co-worker and I was out every night, I was invited to parties, family meals, any get together. It was really wonderful.
I know that you’re a great champion of victims of abuse and one of the most honourable and able politicians of our time but this is a landmark achievement! Well done! How do you do it by the way?
You are respected by men and women from up and down this land @jessphillipsmp.bsky.social . Doesn’t help your state of mind I’m sure, but we’re with you, not the parasite!
Jess, have a good weekend. There are many, many more who have got your back and don’t take notice of what Damian writes on his cesspool of a platform.
We’re working on here to move as many people off that defunct right wing echo chamber as possible.
Every Gov Dept/MP needs a BlueSky Account.
If I can fit a superking quilt cover on my own without undignified fighting and falling on the floor, I regard it as a win. So kudos on the fitted sheet.
Only half the way through your interview with @bethrigby.bsky.social and tears streaming at the injustice but moreover with gratitude and respect for your life’s work. Inspirational @jessphillipsmp.bsky.social
🙌🏼❤️
Waaa!? How is that even possible?
If you're interested in trading tips,, I worked out how to eat a kiwi fruit in 15 seconds. Not one bit of skin swallowed. And absolutely no need for a spoon.
Wanna show us all how it's done? I never bother but kudos to you for managing it. Btw could you have a word with Sir K about banning hunting and culling asap please? Ta.
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I could easily chat shit over a cider black 😂
Keep at Musk,you have right on your side.
Musk is a waste of space.
Only those who opposed overseas unelected beauracrats want an unelected overseas knob dictating British policy!
Keep on keeping on 💪
https://youtu.be/ckTCocBCUN4
To be honest I use a different method.
Get the sheet washed in time to put it straight back on the bed 😁
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Then you’ve got the oblong that you can fold to whatever size for storage.
Full support & respect, by the way!
And congratulations on the fitted sheet folding success. Awesome x
If double or larger then I'm in awe. 👏
For myself it's more an art of containment than folding. 😬
I have to ask though, are you sure it’s possible to fold a fitted sheet successfully? I’ve heard that’s a myth 😂
Don’t let the bastards grind you down!!!
You are the hero that we need. Keep on keeping it real.
Praying for your safety, Jess
Thank you for being such a determined champion of important causes, and being so indefatigable in the face of right wing awfulness
Saw that video about it last week or whenever it was.
Did you follow a YouTube?
Did it involve witchcraft, as I've always anticipated?
Just how?
Did you manage to repeat though to prove it wasn’t luck?
It'll still be chaos when you get it back out of the airing cupboard though.
Fitted sheets seem like a good idea at the time, but lead to a lifetime of anger and frustration.
Ian Dunt
[Blowed if I can iron them]
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cgmy71rgreno
Well done, jess. This past week, I can't even try.
Is there no end to your talents?
😂❤️😂
And I've been so sorry to hear how the trolls have been treating you. Please don't give up on standiong up for what you believe.
You are truly amazing.
Please ignore the fascists and women haters
....any tips on fitted sheets appreciated!
We’re working on here to move as many people off that defunct right wing echo chamber as possible.
Every Gov Dept/MP needs a BlueSky Account.
🙌🏼❤️
If you're interested in trading tips,, I worked out how to eat a kiwi fruit in 15 seconds. Not one bit of skin swallowed. And absolutely no need for a spoon.
Keep well Jess.