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jmwoodward.bsky.social
Mainly horror movies and football (Spurs and York City). Also slightly obsessed with Twin Peaks. Increasingly middle-aged, increasingly anti-social.
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This happens alot during fan debates/arguments. I generally try to be the latter - rationally positive - and it gets very wearing to be described as nothing more than a happy clapper when the 'realists' vase their pessimism on little more than negative vibes.

I wasn't able to watch the game yesterday. Can someone help me reconcile this graphic - which pretty strongly shows we had more, and the better-quality, chances - with the BBC & Sky highlights packages and punditing I've seen that consist almost exclusively of highlighting Man U chances? #COYS

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Any running nerds on here wanna speculate as to what's funky about Micky's sprinting gait? Strides too long, putting stretch on hammy?

youtube.com/watch?v=P_fH... Given the current state of things, I'm extremely glad I found this. A bit sciency, but makes me feel more optimistic for the future than anything I've seen in the last few years. Thanks to science, maybe we aren't all fucked after all. Well worth 25mins of your time.

It's just occurred to me that, as a counterpoint to the Celebration Police, there should also be a Despair Police. As in, "Yes, you've just dropped 2pts in the 98th minute to your local rivals, but you're still 7pts clear at the top of the league. You've got no right whatsoever to complain."

I mean, you have to laugh. With Man City, it’s fatigue and players are running on empty but if it’s Spurs, they just have to do better, and Ange has to do better. Until Sunday, we were in more competitions than City, btw.

1) Tactics, like art, are highly susceptible to aesthetic trends and social reinforcement mechanisms that create hierarchies of value. For example, Pep's style of high-pressing, high-line, possession-heavy football was the 'correct way,' a few years ago. It was that way when Arteta started ...

I dedicate my latest post to Aston Villa profspur.substack.com/p/their-proj...

I've shared this before, but it's worth sharing again, because it's so… uncanny. It's about Klopp's last season at Dortmund #COYS

It's mad how the mainstream media is only just now starting to widely report that Spurs have alot of injuries. This crisis has been going on for 2 1/2 months; it's been no secret, it's been there for all to see. But only now is there any kind of context being applied to frame our recent results.

Ron Howard FTW 🎯

Nail. On head. πŸ”¨

Screenshotted from The Bad Place (X). Probably the best, most useful lens to view Spurs' current plight through that I've seen. πŸ‘πŸ‘ #COYS #THFC

Reform are panicking about people pointing out that they want to replace the NHS. So please don't share this clip of Nigel Farage saying he'd rather healthcare was done through insurance companies.

The years since a major trophy for current EPL clubs, excluding the current 'Big Five' (who have won 90% of all major domestic trophies since Spurs' last trophy). Yet for some reason it's all about poor trophyless Tottenham... #COYS

This is how it’s done. Dr. Jack Turban is resigning after the NCAA announced it is banning transgender athletes from women’s sports.

This from @matt-law-dt.bsky.social is excellent and also should've been written in some form by every Premier League columnist about a month ago. It's 100% correct. www.telegraph.co.uk/football/202...

Harry Kane is still fully #COYS 😍

Djed keeping Mbeumo in his back pocket yesterday may prove very useful practice for doing the same to Salah on Thursday #COYS

@23carra.bsky.social #coys #thfc you must be absolutely spitting after this prediction

Barely deserved, but how valuable might those extra 2pts prove come the end of the season. #YCFC

Brilliant take by Nedum Onuoha about Spurs and our injury crisis. www.bbc.com/sport/footba...

Safe to say Spurs are having *the* weirdest season… Today’s Ramble πŸ‘‰ lnk.to/ramble

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Just watched, and I must say it was the most fun I've had in a cinema in some time πŸ‘πŸ‘ #filmsky