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Maybe they can fill their retirement funds with weird opinions on who should be playing women’s sports

America is now a cybertruck barreling down the freeway at 100mph on self driving mode. It just caught on fire and we’re stuck inside

People gonna be trying to pay rent with their hatred of pronouns.

Homicide by an abusive partner is the leading cause of death for pregnant women in the U.S. – and researchers are gutted by the sudden cuts.

once again, every accusation is a confession. republicans spent 15 years accusing democrats of winning elections by trading cash for votes. now, here we are.

The funniest part of this era is that they’re disappearing people and plenty of folks are like “this is almost the end of democracy” like you need to collect all the McDonalds Monopoly pieces for it to count.

Chuck Schumer right now:

When the history of this time is written down, the cowardice will be remembered as much as the fascism

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

fucked up that we can’t even afford to emotionally eat our way through this

“Why don’t they play popular music at the Super Bowl anymore.” — Man who thinks 1996 was 10 years ago.

The country may be cooked, but my two year old daughter is so smart. She is counting the crap out of these ducks right now.

Therapist: So, how are y— ME: NOT WELL, BITCH!!!!!

I was led to believe by R.E.M. that I would feel a lot better about this.

This place is going to be much better now that more people I know in real life are joining 🤝

*terrible beatboxing noises* “My name is Mark Z and I’m here to say that i’m letting people use slurs in a different way!”

For my New year resolution I’m going to work on being less condescending. (Condescending means to talk down to other people)

every tech company in 2025

What didn’t kill me didn’t make me stronger. It gave me crippling anxiety, a lot of unhealthy coping mechanisms, some really nasty nightmares, the ability to drink enough caffeine to kill a horse, and made me into a cynic who cusses way more than necessary.

I love how all gospel songs are just like “yeah life is tough but one day it won’t be…when I die” LMAOOOOOOO

One time I spent five minutes at lunch drawing a reverse centaur and it became one of my most retweeted pieces of art. I resented that so I deleted it but now it can be free again because not enough people follow me on here for it to go big

hello, 911? yes, there are a bunch of people here and they are absolutely DEMANDING some figgy pudding

yes, next question.

Shocked they Wiggled their way in here. Still a killer lineup. Bing-bop-boom-boom-boom-bop-bam, Big Red Car.

Heavy fog this morning really made me wish I had a low visibility vest.