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Retired 6th grade spelling bee champion. "Sometimes you have to roll a hard six."
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Do something. Almost anything that’s not nothing. Don’t let them fill the seats with clapping seals.
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To paraphrase Logan Roy,
“You are not a serious person”
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We want Bobby!
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Few other players can repair gas, electric, and water lines
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Imagine trying to throw a fastball while fretting about paying the $9 toll that it took you a fraction of a second to earn. To the barricades!
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“It’s like, how much more bad could this be? And the answer is none. None more bad.”
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…and through commercials and through halftime
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Think of it as #1 vs #11! www.tankathon.com/nfl
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Why get that many rushing yards with one guy when you can do it with eight!
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They’re the un-Giants
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“I like their policies but am uncomfortable with some of their language.”
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Styles? Seriously?
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The Cylons were created by man. They evolved. They rebelled. There are many copies. And they have a plan.
(Image via DALL-E 3 and Bing)
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From one of Doug’s tutorials. This is my one lingering pandemic habit
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Tell her to check out Doug Linker on YouTube - great tutorials including a few gnomes youtube.com/@dougLinker?...
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A spokesperson for Mr. Hall said, “Yeah, but I can't go for that. No (no), no can do”
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How many Americans polled rejected the premise that they’d be unarmed?
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New Haven born and raised but over 25 years in NYC. Give me an Apizza any day!
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Modern. The Italian Bomb
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Limitation: You have no sense of smell
Power: you are perfectly comfortable in any subway car over 100 degrees
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“If we were meant to talk more than listen, we would have two mouths and one ear.” Mark Twain
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“I’ll walk out of here and never look back but only if you look me in the face and tell me you don’t love me anymore.”
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Let’s face facts. You can’t quit Dunning. Not today. Probably never. Your will is about as strong as a back-alley ulnar collateral ligament repair job.
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Steal Your Face
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Twitter was created by man. It devolved. They rebelled. There are many copies. And they may or may not have a plan.
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“Leave the social media money-pit, take the golf tour”
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What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
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I would like to see how the likelihood of a Jetsons-type flying spacesuit would have polled. This continues to be one of my greatest disappointments