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"These weapons are made to be used, and in the world of next generation weaponry, nothing is more exciting to the merchants of death than AI partnered with what they call loitering munitions."

really enjoyed my sitdown with @adamconover.net on Facutally. I talked about the flimsiness of the so-called "AI Revolution," DOGE, and how the tech industry has fully turned against the user. www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAUT...

My latest dives into a grim prediction that AI hype could drastically alter the economy well before it's ready to automate work futurism.com/ai-hype-amer...

Everyone puts things like "Loving husband and father" on their gravestone. What a sad way to sum up an entire life. What about "Hard working employee"

You've got to slow down to speed up.

lock in

all of central Brooklyn is playing a game of Egg The Cybertruck with this one guy who keeps street parking in the hood

Breaking: Hard-Boiled Egg With Incredibly Flat Bottom Able To Be Stood Up

not gonna lie, their fake NYT article (on "newyorkstimes.com") is kind of a work of art futurism.com/hack-paul-kr...

I wrote a cautionary tale about hurting crypto bros' feelings futurism.com/hack-paul-kr...

*dapping up my apothecary* how fare ye pimp

DOGE's priorities are crystal clear.

bring back woke NOW

my breakdown of operator rental startup Protector, and some thoughts futurism.com/startup-prot...

I’d like to congratulate Rush Limbaugh on his four years of sobriety

My father-in-law is a composer. It is difficult to get his attention in a magnificent concert because he is lost in wonder. We were at the symphony together years ago and I asked him what it would cost to compose the piece today. I will never forget his answer… 'We can’t, we don’t know how to do it"

Allstate *really* doesn't like the optics of having one of its execs claim that most of its reps are using AI to draft emails. still unclear if he outright lied to the journal or not. futurism.com/allstate-dem...

Allstate Insurance is absolutely furious, insisting we delete/modify real quotes by its own CIO about how it's using AI to write claims emails, which of course we aren't going to do. They even sent this helpful table to list all the changes they wanted us to make futurism.com/allstate-dem...

my many experiments got a mf growing weary

You'll never guess what I wrote about futurism.com/doge-boy-web...

FAVOR REQUEST: any mutual followers with justice in their heart and a non-US ID in their wallet willing to help investigate a crypto scheme. Please DM Must live in the blue zone - NO BELARUSIANS

FREE EPISODE: Worst Case Scenario ft. Nathan Tankus @nathantankus.bsky.social explains what DOGE is doing at the treasury, with enormous implications for the global economy. Also - the killing of a sacred duck, the spending of a sacred $30, and the theft of a sacred suitcase. Links below!

If I get on a plane and the takeoff announcements don't contain a land acknowledgement or the pilots' pronouns, I am jumping off the fucking thing.

My latest on Google walking back its promise not to do harm, and why it's par for the course

If you or anyone you know has suddenly lost insurance coverage for your HRT prescriptions this week, please reach out to me on here or at noor at futurism dot com — would love to speak to the people impacted rather than just try to talk to insurers and pharmacies.

Democrats think of something to do besides asking people for money challenge, difficulty impossible

It's hockey night in America

headline: Elon Musk has constructed the Howling Engine, which converts the anguished cries of children into cancer democrats: in these dark times, the american people need us to reach across the aisle

Musk holding up in the OPM with some futons while his interns gnaw on the wires of a federal employee database, per Reuters

i think it's high time we brought back DEI. and let's go even more diverse this time

Thanks for weighing in player

Keep 'The Drizz' away from my kids!

new @mharrisondupre.bsky.social Quartz absolutely Butch-ered this brief update on astronauts Williams and Wilmore. such a bad look for G/O. straight up embarrassing. futurism.com/quartz-ai-ge...

Wired finally named Edward Coristine as the recent high school grad reporting to Amanda Scales for email-scraping duty. One more to go for those keeping track at home

This is a fantastic piece in @thenation.com with this particularly absurd anecdote — the REI CEO invoking social justice language to union bust. www.thenation.com/article/econ...