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joepensacola.bsky.social
Standing athwart history’s window, yelling “YES… HA HA HA… 𝗬𝗘𝗦!” Þæs ofereode, þisses swa mæg. (he/him)
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Can an economy be held together by flop sweat? I guess we’re going to find out.

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The regime is threatening to arrest Democrats for fulfilling their official duties in their official capacity. They are trying to make it illegal to oppose the regime.

submitted 3 days ago • 33 comments

It's a public service. Like the military. Yet no one considers the military's $850 billion budget a "net loss" even though it generates no revenue.

submitted 3 days ago • 17 comments

you know who else came from chicago and was on "a mission from god"

submitted 5 days ago • 692 comments

Starting to think flight is a magic spell powered by DEI

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

RFK Jr. pledges to outlaw any food additives originating in the Hollow Earth

submitted 13 days ago • 2 comments

Reminder that words matter. You can’t “deport” a US citizen. You might be kidnapping, disappearing, exiling, expelling, illegally removing, etc., but you’re not “deporting” a US citizen.

submitted 17 days ago • 100 comments

Is the consensus among mainstream journalists that the White House slandering a man they delivered into slavery using a crudely manipulated photo in the president’s grasp in the Oval Office is just not a very newsworthy event?

submitted 24 days ago • 458 comments

it’s telling that he put taxes and job first just say “useless eaters” and be done with it

submitted 26 days ago • 2 comments

1/4. On the White House’s theory, if they abduct you, get you on a helicopter, get to international waters, shoot you in the head, and drop your corpse into the ocean, that is legal, because it is the conduct of foreign affairs.

submitted 28 days ago • 717 comments

I support everyone who can waste Bezos’s money like this, but delivering *something* (even an unwatchably terrible script) would have let you waste even more. Rookie mistake.

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

Illegal ideas.

submitted 33 days ago • 536 comments

Post a movie from the year you turned 18 (it’s a good movie)

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Imagine spending a half million dollars to attend Police State University, where you’ll get to experience NYPD brutality up close and where they might just revoke your degree for wrongthink even after you’ve graduated.

submitted 38 days ago • 81 comments

Upon learning that your own mistake sent an innocent father to a brutal prison where he’s likely to be tortured, anyone with a shred of decency would be overcome with shame and fight like hell to get him back. They think it’s funny. www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

submitted 38 days ago • 423 comments

I take no joy in announcing that the Krispy Kreme Fruity Pebbles Milk Glaze doughnuts are trash.

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

“There is no God but God, Muhammad is his messenger,” the paramedic is heard saying. He asks God for forgiveness and says he knows he is going to die. “Forgive me, mother. This is the path I chose — to help people,” he said. “Allahu akbar,” God is great, he says. www.nytimes.com/2025/04/04/w...

submitted 38 days ago • 47 comments