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joepensacola.bsky.social
Standing athwart history’s window, yelling “YES… HA HA HA… 𝗬𝗘𝗦!” Þæs ofereode, þisses swa mæg. (he/him)
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The worm wants what it wants
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Can an economy be held together by flop sweat? I guess we’re going to find out.
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“Sorry, are you talking about me?”
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Quo vadis? Domum eo iteram tunicam geram
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Better check the leaked Ashley Madison database
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She’s named in a May 1983 newspaper article about Return of the Jedi — which speculates these names “will surely be in toy shelves at christmas” — so if not named in the credits, maybe in a press kit?
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I think it’s simpler: he’s a textbook narcissist who loves to see himself in all things. Someone made an AI image that tickled him, so he shared it. If enough people applaud and tell him he should be pope, he will take it seriously, because those reactions are how he organizes his worldview.
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And Dr. Lizzardo!
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Oh, so you want the hawks to starve??? Jk jk, thanks for sharing and congrats
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FDA halts import of medicines manufactured in Tartaria.
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The Bors comic irl. “Might as well!”
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being a cautionary tale is never a great feeling but like at least SOMEONE is learning from this since the American government is not
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Ah yes, who can forget that vivid image from the Sermon on the Mount, alongside the Beating Dudes and Salting the Earth.
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Be flappin’ up that cave. Be flappin’ up that tree. Be flappin’ up that belfry.
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After rescuing her from that overheated car!
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Headline: “Possible motive revealed!” Article: “We don’t know the person’s specific motive yet…” “He did not give a possible motive.”
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::stares in Laren Ro::
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Illegal ideas, you’re saying?
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Scott Aukerman IS Conrad Veidt IN The Slenderman, coming this fall to Shudder
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I know they went all the way on the “sad sack” slider, but there’s maybe a biiit too much Ted Cruz for my taste
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Dire wolves are great and all, but I’m more excited about these Ben Stein-Eugene Levy mashups
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Inshallah
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Ὦ Ζεῦ! Διὰ τί τόσον χαλεπός!
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Oh Captain Mauser, wowie wowser
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I’m as tired as anyone of the Idiocracy comparisons, but the fact that this guy is considered any kind of economic genius expert or bellwether is an indictment of our society.
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Lead by example: put a coal plant next to Mar a Lago
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“Dossiers were submitted on British, Australian, Canadian and American Jews!” Boy, nothing ominous about that sentence.
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I was so pleased with my Duolingo progress that I could read this unaided, then remembered oh right, financial collapse
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How long till Dear Leader discovers some ancient artifacts while golfing?
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*clap clap clap clap* Deep in the heart of Winston-Salem!