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Where does a gentleman *ahem* pick up NBA streams on the Internet these days?

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Awww HELL yeah

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It’s almost march so time to get beach ready (sober enough to walk to the beach)

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Good evening. I’ve spent the afternoon in the pub. 🥇

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A good story from the Mill today but the real scandal is the University of Bolton continuing to get away with that name change.

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My brain wouldn’t rest until I’d posted this nano-targeted #content for 4 specific people

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We saw Kiera Knightly in the posh greengrocer in Bungay earlier and it feels important that I tell you this?

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I got a job with the ambulance service in November and they were like “Hey congrats, we need you to start in April. Speak to you nearer the time 👋🏻”

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I keep seeing this image on enormous billboards in town and thinking “Nice to see George Cole is still getting work.”

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The Joker (2019) but he's just trying to go for a swim at the baths and he hasn't pre-booked

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crying. this is beautiful and i am in tears

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Broke: Impeach Trump! Woke: Excommunicate the schismatic!

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I am reminded* every Burns night that not enough people know this banger. * Reminded, as I declaim it to the table)

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Summarise UK government infrastructure spending in a single image. (And also #reinstateViz)

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Ohhh I suddenly understand the Trump “We’ll take over Gaza” thing. It’s just the old “Well if Israel are so bad, how come Egypt and Jordan won’t let Palestinians live there?" trope rebranded for (what remains of) his real estate brain.

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There’s a moment at the end of quite a lot of episodes of @andrewhickey.500songs.com ‘s podcast where you think, “Well, that’s probably the saddest story I’ve ever heard” [complimentary]

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Tony Blair wants ID cards. Has he mentioned that before? 🙄

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A thing I've noticed with streamers recently is that when things go well in a game, they say they found an amazing seed. Like it wasn't the game that was good, it was the seed the game was "in". Does this make sense?

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@andrewhickey.500songs.com I think you would like this night fwiw

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There are upsides though.

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I’m in the pub with a high end hi-fi, a bunch of dudes and I’ve forgotten my copy of Gaucho 😢

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Google should rename this button "Initiate BEST FRIEND MODE"

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The conspiracy theory I believe in is that Yorkshire Tea have quietly changed the paper in their bags and they fall apart too easily send tweet

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When you go to @simonwheatley.bsky.social ’s for your tea and you leave your marmalade perchance

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If I wanted people to believe I was a faithful, I would simply not wear an elegant, sequinned evening dress of such deep ruby that the stars themselves would sorry what were we talking about?

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Huge if true

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I have CAT on HEAD

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Leave my beautiful boy Freddie alone

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If I was on The Traitors I would simply not banish a faithful

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The cerebral palsy recogniser has logged on #thetraitors

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was mostly keeping it together until I read Kyle MacLachlan's tribute to David Lynch

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Game recognise game

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