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Poodle whisperer. Happy and lucky husband and dad. Anti-nazi. Anti-fascist. Anti-racist. Recovering-Calvinist. Humanist. Sometimes posting as John Calvin, the world's best "JC"!
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American news has become so stupid it is now beyond unwatchable. Everything is nonsense. Everything is a lie. All bullshit - all the time. Turning it all OFF.

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Non-men… pigs of men. Traitors and thugs and nobodies. They need to all get what’s coming to them at the end of this Orange Reign. Spare no bullets.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Weirdest news ever. By the way, no thanks fucko- get back in your car and go back to your golden toilet to tweet your heart out.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

This is America - arresting people in WHEELCHAIRS who disagree with the government. America.... you can keep it.

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www.winnipegfreepress.com/local/2025/0... Great article. EV vehicles is not a right-wing or left-wing issue. It's an economic question. Does it increase jobs in the long run? Is it a good economic and meaningful shift for the country. Does it make good profit and good business? PP is a puke.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Headline on Yahoo "News": "I'm 59, she's 19, and we are in love. Any advice?" I have none. By the beard of John Calvin I am sure everything will work out fine. Most guys almost 60 love Pokemon Go and that is enough to sustain you through all the hard times. Go with God, and John Calvin.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Did you know... and this is just a thought... that there are OTHER countries around the world to live in, other than America? You don't have to be super rich to make a move. But you do have to be a little determined. Thought for the day.

submitted 6 days ago • 3 comments

Qapla!!! A warrior is born unto us in the city of Bethlahem which is Christ the Crusher of Rebellion and Preserver of Glory, our LORD. Let us bleed together like brothers on the battlefield against the pagan and heathen! (Klingon war howl) GGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

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Really? But exactly WHERE may I touch him. Are there any divine parts that make his holiness feel icky? Don't want to assume anything with the guy who can send us all to buring hell and torment and lava diving forever and ever and ever and eve...

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Very reasonable. You can be a wife. Or a virgin. Or executed. The Bible doesn't say anything about having autonomy, or rights, or personhood, or identity. Woman - thou art but property. Praise him! And only him.

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I think this is what the MAGA people have the most trouble with. Really, what's the big deal? Most bands really grow from having an accordian player!

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Speechless....

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Very sorry for you, Pontiff... but then again please tell us once more how having no God means you have no morals....

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Indeed, let us walk by faith... except that guy on the far left. He's not walking anywhere... but he might figure out how five people on an album cover can be three people... Maybe just like how three invisible entities can be a Trinity? Praise them!

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There is much to wonder about with Wally.

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

How they got hold of Jimmy Page's guitar will always be a divine mystery.

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Take that you invisible jerk.

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It's been a wild weekend for our Lord and Saviour.

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I do miss Magnum P.I.

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Don't worry though! It's all a metaphor... unless it suits my own personal biases, and then in all those cases, it is the LITERAL WORD OF GOD! Believe. Bend your knees. Or pay.

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Here they come... The boys in white shirts and neckties... Waving the books in the air.. Just who do they think they are.. And why don't they drive a car... SING IT!

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Put on your Holey Moley Vestments of Morman purity and wash away all your..... senses of self-worth and reason. Praise Him!

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The savannah's the place where wildebeasts teem Stand in the water, right in the stream Glistening sun on water will gleam Sunday morning is time to blaspheme Let loose the beasts, and more the memes!!

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Every fucking day that Orange Thing lives is evidence enough that there is no God.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Canada-Europe security and defence pact to be signed Monday in Brussels. #cdnpoli www.ctvnews.ca/canada/artic...

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Very sad that a child molester is allowed to come to Canada, and then while trying to hide the evidence of his child molestations, this disgusting convicted felon instigates war in the Middle East.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

There is no bottom to the God-awful Obtuse fucktard Party.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

When two rabid rats fight in a bag...

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

A story as old as time itself: Incompetent politicians start war to distract from their abject failures and corruption.

submitted 10 days ago • 13 comments

Spain is very nice this time of year. So is France, Germany, Norway, Australia, New Zealand, Malaysia, Japan, Egypt, Cyprus, Greece, Italy... oh the places you will go!

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

This is American "free speech"... so you can be enslaved to the grotesque comments of idiots.

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment