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Poodle whisperer. Happy and lucky husband and dad.
Anti-nazi. Anti-fascist. Anti-racist. Recovering-Calvinist.
Humanist.
Sometimes posting as John Calvin, the world's best "JC"!
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I'll pray for you.
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First you must believe that the WORD IS INFALLIBLE
Second you must believe that JOHN CALVIN is the best to interpret this INFALLIBLE WORD
Therefore John Calvin is Infallible.
Resistance is futile.
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Not even the "sun coming up tomorrow"?
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Oh.. nice... now you are using your own brain for thinking....
That will never do!
HERETIC!!!!
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(gasps)
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I do not reek. I am predestined to always be minty-fresh.
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You summoned me?
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Well, it's time to sharpen your pencils for some more sternly worded letters!
That'll do it for sure. Yes, make sure to use some metaphors and creative adjectives, just to spice it up.
You Americans are fighting fascists holding guns with stationary.
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I think the main take-away from this is the question:
"Exactly how many times was Lauren dropped on her head as a child?"
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Jibberish.
And anyone clapping their hands to it is clearly an idiot.
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Who are these police that go along with this?
Just punks with guns and a badge. No honor. No dignity.
America... you can keep it.... trash trash trash...
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These alt right guys are really, in fact, TERRIBLE business people - short term profit only, rip and run, no investment in the future, no generational legacy building. Lazy and opportunistic. TERRIBLE at real business.
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Praise him, my most excellent and perfectly-hued servant.
Orange you glad it's predestined?
Bwahahahah!
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The most important thing is for Calvin University to completely and utterly deny the interaction between penises and anal rectums. Lubrication is an act of the devil!
By the beard of John Calvin, it is so decreed in my Heidelberg Catechism!!
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We make trade agreements outside of America. We offer spaces in our countries for their smartest and brightest. We don't buy their stuff. We wear them down for as long as we can. We build our own armies.
We can't fight the guns and hate they use against each other. That is THEIR backyard.
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No problem. Accept no responsibility. That'll work. Enjoy your country... just don't drag your trash all over the globe...
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Not bad... do-able, no?
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Hmmm... but he is you. You are him. America is Trump. Trump is America....
Prove the rest of us wrong.
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LOL! Don't have to wonder too much about that one!!