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Poodle whisperer. Happy and lucky husband and dad. Anti-nazi. Anti-fascist. Anti-racist. Recovering-Calvinist. Humanist. Sometimes posting as John Calvin, the world's best "JC"!
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His divine awkwardness requires your continued devotion.

ICE handling the "King of the Jews". There is no king besides our Orange Savior now.

The things we do for love.

I have no comments for this one... LOL!!!

Shake it till you break it.

Free Will explained.

The Pathfinders QUARTET - three guys and the Holy Moley Spirit makes four. Praise them!

Dino - "He Touched Me" Sigh... where to start....?

And then if you don't appreciate my celebration of murdering my own child, I'll just have to torture you for eternity in molten lava. Praise me! Or else.

You were warned. Here comes the wrath in both half and full pint amounts. Look out!

Using your Bible as a Roadmap... the times before Google.

The Christian Crusaders! You can almost easily visualize them at members of the Knights Templar. Majestically riding forth with dreams of genocide. Love it.

Lord, I'm not ashamed.. Of course, I also have no sense of normal social boundaries.

Praise God, from whom all blessings flow; Praise Him, all creatures here below; Praise Him above, ye heav’nly host; Praise Father, Son, and Holy Ghost! Unless you are bad... and then its GLUG GLUG GLUG ... good bye...

You gotta pay to pray.

This is a tangled theological web we weave. God the father, son, and somewhere a holy moley ghost in there too. Ok, it is basically a celestial orgy.

Oh no, my pagan friend. It is all-God all the time. Everywhere, every time, every nook and cranny, every time you burp, fart, or expell anything liquid... He is there... watching watching and JUDGING...

Let he who is without sin ... wait a minute.... that isn't right at all...

When our Lord and Savior really needed to do CROSS-fit...

Have you ever been... experienced? My Lord and Savior?

Hey Blue! It's some messages from our friends! Here's the scheme It makes me dream I want to eat some ice cream When we let the memes go free.. BLASPHEME!!!!!

American news has become so stupid it is now beyond unwatchable. Everything is nonsense. Everything is a lie. All bullshit - all the time. Turning it all OFF.

Non-men… pigs of men. Traitors and thugs and nobodies. They need to all get what’s coming to them at the end of this Orange Reign. Spare no bullets.

Weirdest news ever. By the way, no thanks fucko- get back in your car and go back to your golden toilet to tweet your heart out.

This is America - arresting people in WHEELCHAIRS who disagree with the government. America.... you can keep it.

www.winnipegfreepress.com/local/2025/0... Great article. EV vehicles is not a right-wing or left-wing issue. It's an economic question. Does it increase jobs in the long run? Is it a good economic and meaningful shift for the country. Does it make good profit and good business? PP is a puke.

Headline on Yahoo "News": "I'm 59, she's 19, and we are in love. Any advice?" I have none. By the beard of John Calvin I am sure everything will work out fine. Most guys almost 60 love Pokemon Go and that is enough to sustain you through all the hard times. Go with God, and John Calvin.