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#booksky

submitted 7 days ago • 33 comments

i heard reading is fundamental

submitted 10 days ago • 183 comments

"god helps those who help themselves" would be a good slogan for a buffet

submitted 23 days ago • 7 comments

Drug pricing is such a horrible, vile, disgusting scam.

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

The worst people in the world hate this pick for pope which is good enough for me

submitted 29 days ago • 6 comments

I can't believe we have a Pope from Illinois. People from Chicago usually hate the Cardinals.

submitted 29 days ago • 362 comments

“The pope will be from Chicago” sounds like an 1880s Republican’s dire prediction for if we don’t stop Irish immigration

submitted 29 days ago • 7 comments

if the vatican truly understood the hustle they'd rent out their chimney for gender reveals

submitted 30 days ago • 44 comments

Everyone’s gonna be wide awake at his funeral. If only because they’ll play Kool & The Gang’s “Celebration” at full volume.

submitted 41 days ago • 2805 comments

Pete hegseth always sounds like he’s arguing with the bouncer

submitted 45 days ago • 79 comments