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Fuck Marco Rubio.

submitted 1 hour ago • 204 comments

Fun fact: while Phony Stark and the DOGEbags are taking money from our veterans, the world’s poorest people and kids with cancer, Assistant President Poopy Pants has already spent nearly $11 million of our money… playing golf.

submitted 16 hours ago • 387 comments

Kash Patel. Fucking Kash Patel. 😡

submitted 20 hours ago • 608 comments

Oh nothing to see here — just the United States of America aligning itself with Russia and against Europe. This is fine. Totally fine.

submitted 1 day ago • 403 comments

Can someone please explain to me how it is possible that the very same red-white-and-holy-shit-they’re-stupids flying “don’t tread on me” flags are also like “hell yeah he’s our motherfucking king! Cry harder Libs!” Explain this to me like I’m 5 and not smarter than all of them combined. Please.

submitted 1 day ago • 555 comments

PSA: If you’re going to go around referring to yourself as the “king” of America you sure as fuck don’t get to call a democratically elected foreign leader a “dictator.”

submitted 1 day ago • 265 comments

In case you’re having a bad day, new polling shows Assistant President Poopy Pant’s approval rating and personal popularity are going down faster than Lauren Boebert’s hand at a kid’s musical. Happy #PresidentsDay indeed.

submitted 4 days ago • 519 comments

Fuck Marco Rubio. That spineless, feckless fucking weathercuck of a doormat flunky. Fuck him.

submitted 3 days ago • 756 comments

Hey bros in my replies telling me to “cry harder”, 89 people were cut in the FDA’s human foods program over the weekend, including staff with expertise in infant formula safety. I’m sure that shit won’t affect you right? Not people you love? Infants you love? Just us Libs right?

submitted 2 days ago • 671 comments

And listen up you dickless bags of hair, because this Gulf of America bullshit is so stupid it makes flat-earthers look like goddamn Nobel Prize winners. open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...

submitted 1 day ago • 280 comments

And listen up you dickless bags of hair, because this Gulf of America bullshit is so stupid it makes flat-earthers look like goddamn Nobel Prize winners. open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...

submitted 1 day ago • 280 comments

Hey bros in my replies telling me to “cry harder”, 89 people were cut in the FDA’s human foods program over the weekend, including staff with expertise in infant formula safety. I’m sure that shit won’t affect you right? Not people you love? Infants you love? Just us Libs right?

submitted 2 days ago • 671 comments

Fuck Marco Rubio. That spineless, feckless fucking weathercuck of a doormat flunky. Fuck him.

submitted 3 days ago • 756 comments

The fuck your feelings crowd is currently melting the fuck down over a sketch comedy show, because of fucking course they are.

submitted 3 days ago • 317 comments

Ranunculus. Taken on my iPhone. Incase you needed something beautiful today.

submitted 3 days ago • 166 comments

The co-occupant of the Oval Office is a sexually abusing, business defrauding, draft dodging, convicted felon who bragged about grabbing women by the pussy. He is a predator. Not a president. #PresidentsDay

submitted 3 days ago • 283 comments

In case you’re having a bad day, new polling shows Assistant President Poopy Pant’s approval rating and personal popularity are going down faster than Lauren Boebert’s hand at a kid’s musical. Happy #PresidentsDay indeed.

submitted 4 days ago • 519 comments

Oh my fucking God.

submitted 4 days ago • 472 comments

I made this right after the election. It’s all coming to fruition. This and far worse. And as predicted, they don’t care. They’re already suffering. It’s only going to get worse. And they just don’t care. youtube.com/shorts/PKJIM...

submitted 4 days ago • 96 comments

Listen up, you star-spangled dipshits… because while you were telling me to “cry harder” for the bazillionth time today cuz I have the nerve to care about kids with cancer… THEY “ACCIDENTALLY” FIRED THE PEOPLE WHO OVERSEE OUR NUCLEAR STOCKPILE. Wake the fuck up dumbfucks.

submitted 4 days ago • 441 comments

submitted 5 days ago • 129 comments

Hi friends, Looking for a funny audiobook to listen to while the world burns. Please submit your suggestions. Thank you. And Ruby also says hi!

submitted 5 days ago • 513 comments

Well, this one aged like milk didn’t it? 😂

submitted 5 days ago • 382 comments

“Take my healthcare, my reproductive rights, and my kid’s schoolbooks, but don’t you DARE take my goddamn bendy straw!” open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...

submitted 5 days ago • 311 comments

Well, this one aged like milk didn’t it? 😂

submitted 5 days ago • 382 comments

“Take my healthcare, my reproductive rights, and my kid’s schoolbooks, but don’t you DARE take my goddamn bendy straw!” open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...

submitted 5 days ago • 311 comments

You dumbfucks said Biden wasn’t “really in charge” and then you handed Trump’s presidency to Elon fucking Musk?

submitted 7 days ago • 571 comments

The Republican Party is a goddamn motherfucking joke.

submitted 7 days ago • 951 comments

Anyone else sick of all the winning?

submitted 7 days ago • 156 comments

You can’t make this shit up.

submitted 6 days ago • 254 comments

An ode to day drunks and douchebags. open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...

submitted 6 days ago • 88 comments

Holy. Fuck.

submitted 6 days ago • 519 comments

submitted 6 days ago • 76 comments

We don’t know whether or not our Secretary of Defense was drinking alcohol on the job for all the world to see. This is where we are now folks.

submitted 5 days ago • 499 comments

Grab a cup of coffee or a Bloody Mary or a bottle of bourbon or whatever floats your boat and join me @julieroginsky.bsky.social @michellekinney.com and @tarasetmayer.bsky.social as we go live over on YouTube. Starting in a few minutes. www.youtube.com/live/4mVsdR3...

submitted 6 days ago • 46 comments

submitted 6 days ago • 76 comments

If one person were tasked with destroying our country from within, this is exactly what the fuck it would look like.

submitted 6 days ago • 318 comments

Holy. Fuck.

submitted 6 days ago • 519 comments

An ode to day drunks and douchebags. open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...

submitted 6 days ago • 88 comments

Breaking news: Inflation is higher now under Trump than it was for the entire second half of last year under Joe Biden. MAGA: That’s right baby!! Daddy’s home! Trump 2024! Because it is a cult of willful fucking stupids.

submitted 7 days ago • 396 comments

You can’t make this shit up.

submitted 6 days ago • 254 comments

Inflation is now the highest it’s been since June. Gas, groceries, electronics, appliances, cars, housing & utilities are all up. Americans can’t afford to fly, dine out or buy booze. And egg prices just hit a record high.

submitted 7 days ago • 578 comments

I’m so fucking sick of all of these criminals playing victim.

submitted 7 days ago • 330 comments

Breaking news: Inflation is higher now under Trump than it was for the entire second half of last year under Joe Biden. MAGA: That’s right baby!! Daddy’s home! Trump 2024! Because it is a cult of willful fucking stupids.

submitted 7 days ago • 396 comments

Putting RFK Jr in charge of our nation’s health is like putting Jeffrey Epstein in charge of child safety.

submitted 7 days ago • 516 comments