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Seems like a pretty important detail

submitted 3 days ago • 477 comments

1997

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submitted 8 days ago • 114 comments

People who clap when the plane lands not looking so crazy now

submitted 10 days ago • 6 comments

If you think Elon Musk wouldn't steal your Social Security check because he's a billionaire you obviously have no idea how he became one.

submitted 14 days ago • 29 comments

They're gonna normalize plane crashes the way they normalize school shootings if we let them. Just the cost of lining certain pockets.

submitted 15 days ago • 20 comments

audible boos for the US National Anthem in Montreal before the USA-Canada 4 Nations Face-Off hockey game

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submitted 18 days ago • 786 comments

Trump repeatedly refers to TikTok as "Tic Tac" and then lies about winning the youth vote by more than 30 points

submitted 19 days ago • 139 comments

let's not all rush at once to congratulate RFK Jr on the confirmation

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Kid Rock had a meltdown on stage in Nashville on Saturday night after the audience didn't clap enough and he stormed off stage. What a total loser.

submitted 22 days ago • 1450 comments

Hey NYTimes — *now* you’re lighting the beacons? NOW?!? After months of “Sauron: Avatar Of Evil… Or Extreme Uniter?” thumbsucker reporting you’re screaming what we’ve known since 2015? Fuck all the way off.

submitted 22 days ago • 3216 comments

I wish there was a way for both teams to lose today. Can't stand either one of them.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

I’m so tired of them. I’m tired of their lies. I’m tired of their disgusting amorality. I’m tired of their faces, their voices, their smirks. I’m tired of their inability to say — let alone do — even one thing remotely kind or humble or appropriate, ever. So tired.

submitted 23 days ago • 1237 comments

It’s a great day for MAGA Christians who despise the world’s poor and believe helping the less fortunate is woke.

submitted 24 days ago • 40 comments

This is "The Boardroom" from Donald Trump’s “reality” show “The Apprentice.” Look at the top and you can see where the wall ends because it wasn’t a real boardroom. It was a set built on a soundstage because Trump’s real offices were small and shoddy. The show created an *illusion* of Trump success.

submitted 25 days ago • 271 comments

How it started. How it's going.

submitted 25 days ago • 84 comments

He won't be missed

submitted 28 days ago • 496 comments

So tired of this idea that billionaires are our "betters" whose opinion is super important because they have a lot of money. It's bullshit. They're mostly greedy sociopaths who have no problem destroying people who get in their way. That doesn't make your opinion one to be valued, in my opinion.

submitted 28 days ago • 405 comments

STEP 1: Donald does something stupid. STEP 2: Donald is surprised there are consequences. STEP 3: Donald backs down. STEP 4: Donald lies, claiming things already agreed to are new concessions he forced by the stupid thing he did. STOP 5: REPEAT

submitted 28 days ago • 234 comments

Enjoy these last precious moments of relative ‘normalcy’ before the tariffs on Canada and Mexico completely collapse the US economy.

submitted 30 days ago • 367 comments

The White House has suddenly removed this page. whitehouse.gov/fact-sheets/...

submitted 33 days ago • 1205 comments

The head of the FAA was fired because he held Elon Musk accountable for SpaceX safety omissions. Donald and Elon don't care about regular Americans dying in plane crashes, they only care about themselves getting richer.

submitted 32 days ago • 239 comments

Insanity — Trump signs an order blaming Biden and DEI for flight dangers

submitted 33 days ago • 3815 comments

Fourteen hours before the crash. 👇

submitted 33 days ago • 741 comments

Ahead of Karoline Leavitt's first press briefing at the White House... She allegedly didn't give back $200k in excess campaign donations. This is who they are.

submitted 35 days ago • 645 comments

You can't call yourself INDUSTRIAL either and be a bigot!

submitted 36 days ago • 226 comments

😔

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Wow, look at how cheap gas is now!

submitted 42 days ago • 21 comments

Historian of fascism here. It was a Nazi salute and a very belligerent one too.

submitted 42 days ago • 765 comments

This isn’t a “seems like” or “appears to be” event… It was intentional, deliberate, and unequivocal.

submitted 42 days ago • 1764 comments

In case you're just tuning in... Donald Trump refused to put his hand on the Bible while taking the oath of office to uphold the Constitution. And Elon Musk did the Nazi salute. Twice. This is going about as you'd expect.

submitted 43 days ago • 190 comments

Hell is empty, And all the devils are here.

submitted 43 days ago • 127 comments

Elon just did this…

submitted 43 days ago • 1666 comments

“When women are free to make their own decisions about their lives and to follow our dreams, we are unstoppable.” Cecile was a force of nature. May her memory be a blessing. 19thnews.org/2025/01/ceci...

submitted 43 days ago • 1155 comments

January 2025 as a meme

submitted 46 days ago • 172 comments

A scaled back, cheaper inauguration in response to word that hotels were not going to be full is a bonus for Donald. He was already going to pocket much of the millions given to his inauguration, but now there will be even more to steal.

submitted 45 days ago • 132 comments

It's Friday. And on Friday... DANCE, we must? 😩

submitted 46 days ago • 1459 comments

With everything so seemingly terrible these days & no sign of anything remotely hopeful in the near future, I thought you might need this photo of a baby giraffe.

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@blackeyed-susie.bsky.social Am I remembering correctly that were a fan of the comic 'Sandman'? Just wondering if you read the latest article about Neil Gaiman. Unfortunately it sounds like he's not a great guy.

submitted 48 days ago • 1 comment

Trump wants Pete Hegseth as secty of Defense bc Trump doesn’t want a US military. He wants a MAGA military that Trump can use to silence us.

submitted 48 days ago • 27 comments

Thank goodness ❤️

submitted 49 days ago • 544 comments