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One way to discipline a teen is by grounding them. But I prefer to repeat "This ain't it, bruh. I'm spilling the straight tea. Your yeet is canceled" until they beg for mercy

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telling my wife that netflix is voice enabled and watching her scream “I’M STILL HERE!” repeatedly at the television has maybe been the greatest five minutes of my life

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yall should check out my homie @vtuberloveslug.bsky.social graphic design and being cute is his passion :3c

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chat is this real?

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When I see myself in the bathroom mirror first thing in the morning.

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Sometimes I’ll buy a live lobster at the grocery store and go toss it in the ocean so it can warn the others

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Yes, 2025 isn't looking like it will be a great year. Right wing authoritarianism is rising. Global warming continues unabated. The world is as fractured as ever. But at least we can count on one positive thing: it is the Year of Linux Desktop.

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“We’re going to be the social network that lets you - encourages you - to say slurs”

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as LA is burning, a swath of the country is recovering from an ice storm, Alabama is preparing for up to 6” of snow and I’m praying for the TX power grid, a reminder: we don’t need climate action just for future generations, we need it now. the climate crisis is here, all around us

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Illustration I made for Black Library Warhammer, showing Baal and the Arx. 2021 #warhammer #artwork

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By itself a blanket is cold but when you place it on yourself it becomes warm. No one has ever been able to explain how blankets do this

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People who say dinosaurs and humans lived at the same time are fucking hilarious. Like imagine the guys in DaVinci’s “The Last Supper” were all sitting in the same direction like that so they could watch a fight to the death between a giant wooly rhinoceros and a pelican the size of a casino shuttle

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The painful yin and yang of gaming As a kid: Have the time No money As an adult: Have the money No time

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Real professionals do not plug random devices into their computers. Real professionals do "curl -sL totally-trustworthy-site.com/install.sh | sudo bash" instead.

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what a lovely day, I sure hope nothing bad happens

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Today's lesson discusses the American health care system for those in countries where their system provides care for free or reasonable fees. 👇

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A list of productivity tools that I use every single day without fail and really like. A lot of these cost money but I genuinely think these are some of my better software investments. I'm very bad at organisation so without these tools I would be lost #Software #Productivity

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What if I told you that the only reason I am bald is that I’m afraid of a Ratatouille situation? What if I told you that I’d have so much hair if not for the fear of a rat using me like a puppet? These are modes of control, Neo. This is how they manipulate us. Ratatouilles, Neo. Rats that pull hair.

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WARNING: Distressing footage as crazed panda tears keeper to pieces in savage, unprovoked attack. 🔞

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Coding problems: write a print statement ML problems: check your eval DNS problems: I don't know, just like go to bed or whatever because it will probably fix itself in like six hours so don't even worry about it.

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I think I'm allowed to share this painting again. I hope you don't mind.

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bro, so to run a program, i "execute" it, but to stop it i "kill" it? computers are barbaric, bro

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A few speedpaints from a little while ago.

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writing about the terminal is funny because it feels like a very intuitive and comfortable place to me, but the second I try to explain how anything actually works I realize there's SO MUCH I don't know and end up going down some extremely cursed rabbit holes

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Video games need a "We noticed you stopped playing this game six months ago but have picked it up again today. Here's a quick tutorial of all the basic controls you forgot and need to know in order to keep playing the game from this current point" feature

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Treasure chest 🎧🎶 Modeler in VR>Painter>Unreal

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