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jortsman.bsky.social
Excel and cats. Also food. Occasionally bikes when it's warm enough.
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That's one take I guess. Honestly, them arresting the elected leader of a city means they are emboldened. And look, 'oh, he was released, yay'. People should be way angrier.
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Makes no difference how quickly he was released. Never should have happened in the first place.
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Shitters full.
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oh, thank you. needed this.
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Pepperidge Farm remembers.
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‘bout time
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good fuck them
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America voted for cruelty over competence and chaos over compassion
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That’s just insulting. Canned ham is much more better looking.
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We could have had such an awesome vp. 😞
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He’s going to invade somewhere. I’m going to guess Panama. It’s going to be the dumbest thing yet. Nobody that does any international trade will side with us and we’ll become more isolated than North Korea.
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Solid burn, 8.5/10.
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This is worth about 45 seconds of giggles. Maybe more if you're drunk...risky lookin' click, you betcha! xn--gi8h42h.ws
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Oh god, what now…
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He spent a lot of money and nothing changed, he's still a loser.
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She's awesome, keep it up!
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OK, now do it with the blast shield down.
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Twinkle on, little star. ✨
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Lookup Iran-Conta. One guy, and just for tax evasion. ugh
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Rules for thee and not for me. We are living in an era of hypocritical American incompetence.
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I feel this. Do it. I’ve never had a bike ride make me feel worse.
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I need to get me eyes checked. I thought the yellow bits were corn. 🤦‍♂️
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It's just on the post out back. They climb up and down that thing no problem. I mean other than cancer squirrel, he's having some issues I think.