josh1981.bsky.social
Husband and father who is a huge fan of Transformers, video games, and pro wrestling. I follow two simple rules, love God, and don't be a jerk.
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One Bill Phill is going to take on a whole new context.
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Meanwhile, the...(Checks notes)
empty headed dumb f@#$ Hangman has been riding high thanks to his feud with Swerve and (hopefully) is on his way to reclaim the World Title and end the Deathrider storyline. Funny how life works out.
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Warehouse. They are describing a warehouse.
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That's a threat worthy of arrest!? I've seen takes on SpongeBob with more teeth than that.
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Oh, it gets better. First, people complained about the tank mode, so Hasbro went out of their way to have the robot mode not show any of the tank and look as cartoon accurate as possible. Problem solved, right. Wrong. Now the big controversy is the legs might be the wrong shade of gray.
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Well if I may quote a lyric from a cartoon I watched as a wee lad:
Fred, if you’re afraid, you’ll have to overlook it.
Besides you knew the job was dangerous when you took it.
Buk-kaak!
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Oh, they're around. Don't even pretend you didn't see them.
Yeah, we passed them, like, three times.
Didn't you see Steve.
He waved.
Don't diss Steve.
He has social phobias.
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Nash must be stopped, no matter the cost.
(Starts up The Touch)
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An iguana themed wrestler with an iguana puppet...
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Well, I'm sold.
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Common misconception. It actually refers to the grilling technique developed on planet Chaar, the home world of the Decepticons after the Great War.
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T. Greg Doucette is the only guy I know who can cause a simple legal take to keep popping on my feed... FOR THREE DAYS!!!
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Gives a whole new meaning to the series 1 episode title, The Long Game.
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How I imagine that conversation going.
Darby: "Sammy, you want to come climb Mt. Everest with me? You know, the tallest, most dangerous mountain climb on Earth."
Sammy: "Dude, I'm a father now."
Darby: "Cool. So, do you want to climb with me?"
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Which begs the question why they don't just catch some and farm their tails...unless Team Rocket is secretly some government program designed to teach good morals and problem solving skills to the 10 year olds on their Pokemon journey.
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And now Taco Tuesday has taken a whole new meaning.
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Ash: "I LITERALLY SAVED YOUR LIFE, YOU UNGRATEFUL SHIT!"
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You don't understand. Sure my politicians are a bunch of hypocritical sycophants who would sell my soul to a tech bro for the cost of a ham sandwich...BUT I CAN CHANGE THEM!!!
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A new character that appears to wear a very theatrical costume, complete with mask. Well I'm sold. Looking forward to it.
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Plus its beams can bring a cartoon to life and infuse it with a cosmic being.
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Yeah, the Great Magic Accreditation Bureau really has to crack down and make that a requirement for graduation after the Great Stink of 1986.
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Opponent: Uhhh, Ref. Isn't this cheating?
Referee: Well, there's nothing in the rule book that says pocket cats are prohibited, so....
I'll allow it!
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I mean, his whole shtick that got him famous was ruining everything for everyone, so at least this is on brand.
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Don't even get me started on all the Brian Tyler Cohen hyperbolic click bait titles.
"TRUMP REALLY STEPPED IN IT!!!"
"TRUMP TEAM MAKES HUGE TACTICAL ERROR!!!"
"JUDGE HANDS TRUMP HIS A**. HE WILL NEVER RECOVER!!!"
Then why is he still in charge, Brian? Why is he still in charge?!!
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It's got information reproductive, self discover, and sensual.
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The real question is, how many totaled cars are we up to with Kelly? Because you know her latest car was right under that giant robot.
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Me: "THEN HOW DID YOU GET SO HARD?!!"
Thing: "YOUR MOMMA!!"
ME: "...Ok, fair play. I totally walked into that one."
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Doctor Doom's true origin story.
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They're acting like Teamfourstar's abridged Nappa.
"It's their turn, America. I have to let them rule."
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Somehow, the comic adaptation returned.
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The fact I bought this headline before I saw it was from the Onion says a lot about the state of politics in our country right now.
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You know, if the comics started having Smokey menacingly stalking Johnny every issue ala the monkey from Family Guy, I would happily consider subscribing to Fantastic Four.
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...wait, so Nintendo's original Punch Out arcade character, Pizza Pasta, was not a racist stereotype?
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WWE writers: "Fans are turning on Ronda. How do we get them to like her again."
Vince: "I got it. Have her literally eliminate everyone in the Royal Rumble all on her own."
Writers: "....even the beloved ones?"
Vince: "Especially the beloved ones.
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I AM A GENIUS!!!"
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I was busy! These animal powered robots aren't going to build themselves, you know.
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Megatron: "Sky-byte, that's certainly an... interesting new form you've taken."
Sky-byte: "Do you like it, my liege? I believe the humans call it a "fetish."
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And your first modern Eggman is his awesome, snazzy look.
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Further proof that owls are just cats with wings.
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All he had to do was accept Republic Credits for one lousy engine and Palpatine's entire plan would have gone up in smoke.
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