House Democrats Vow To Hold President Accountable With Agriculture Bill Where First Letter Of Every Line Spells Out ‘Impeach Trump’ theonion.com/house-d... - ThreadSky

theonion.com • 12 hours ago

House Democrats Vow To Hold President Accountable With Agriculture Bill Where First Letter Of Every Line Spells Out ‘Impeach Trump’
https://theonion.com/house-democrats-vow-to-hold-president-accountable-with-1838020720/

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gruntmusic.bsky.social•8 hours ago

This will really get the message through. Taking the gloves off.

arandominternaut.bsky.social•11 hours ago

ahamblin.bsky.social•12 hours ago

I would expect nothing less from the Demacrostic Party

flidhais.bsky.social•12 hours ago

like that you used the word "mollify". its the least they could do.

kaytee-b-readin.bsky.social•10 hours ago

Wish they would

eznicol.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Don’t give them any ideas.

glitchtm.bsky.social•10 hours ago

I was happy for a moment… then I saw it was you guys… thanks onion…

dino219.bsky.social•10 hours ago

I hate that , with each article, I have to, "is that satire?"

thesoutherndad.bsky.social•12 hours ago

This is more effort than they would ever put in.

ivyweber95.bsky.social•11 hours ago

"At press time, an elated Hoyer confirmed that the House had secured the bill’s passage after tacking on an additional $2.5 million in funding for the president’s border wall."
Perfection, no notes.

aliveagain.bsky.social•12 hours ago

A masterful gambit, sir

rayoso.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Their next bill will spell “Elon is a Poopy Face”

huds0nvalley.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Good Lord I honestly took that as a actual thing Dems would do to stop this

Those watery shits

Good job Onion

reverenddrkelly.bsky.social•12 hours ago

You've ruined their surprise now. Someone will be staying up late re writing a bill.........

profjabbott.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Actually that is the sort of performative stunt they pull. They did that other week with Musks name

dassindassin.bsky.social•11 hours ago

just fuck off

thedanalytic.bsky.social•12 hours ago

I actually wanted to believe this one, but that would require US Dems do something collectively, and as far as I can tell from Canada

They aren’t doing much but yell at social media followers of theirs.

thedanalytic.bsky.social•12 hours ago

I think it’s time for a third party to rise up.

josh1981.bsky.social•12 hours ago

The fact I bought this headline before I saw it was from the Onion says a lot about the state of politics in our country right now.

lauraleeauthor.bsky.social•11 hours ago

The Onion is kicking it.

rbsnst.bsky.social•10 hours ago

Start IMPEACHMENT……TRUMP AND GOP SENATE LEADERSHIP

jc-allen.bsky.social•9 hours ago

Impeachment requires the Speaker of the House (currently a Trump supporting MAGA Republican) to hold a vote on articles of impeachment, which the majority (Currently Trump supporting MAGA Republicans) must vote to approve. Good luck with that.

brincalk1093.bsky.social•12 hours ago

2026, Make it happen!

thoughtcrime23.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Too realistic, not ridiculous enough...

benfunks.bsky.social•12 hours ago

this hits hard

pnkquatermane.bsky.social•7 hours ago

You lmow this is satire because this is too radical for them

dinorocket.bsky.social•12 hours ago

I'm getting sick of reading these and not immediately realizing it's The Onion.

drkrismohandie.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Is that because they are too cowardly just to say it out loud?

tjane64.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Hahahaha

realroffs.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Oh there she is.🤔

https://bsky.app/profile/realroffs.bsky.social/post/3liyggscyls2i

gnatgnewton.bsky.social•11 hours ago

That's still slightly too hostile for the current democratic leaders.

Maybe just a slightly passive-aggressive comment on the floor, but if it offends anybody, an apology will follow.

gi-bolt.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Hey my 5 bullets did something similar!

tommysalami420.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Never Forget

ataraxy2025.bsky.social•8 hours ago

That will really hurt him

keveleven.bsky.social•10 hours ago

Sigh. Clever.

These guys are really known for getting subtlety.

mcc-lane.bsky.social•12 hours ago

I NEED them to do this!

crunchbirdcurls.bsky.social•9 hours ago

Sometimes I can’t tell if some headlines are satire or not. This was easy: “House Democrats Vow to Hold President Accountable…”

just-a-hobbit.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Hey, also, u know, just hear me out. How about starting conversations about the 25th amendment because Whether you choose to call it what it is or not, it does not change the fact that this is a crisis. He and his sycophants are destroying America. The whole country will need renaming

rock3tpunch.bsky.social•12 hours ago

95 y/o's simply don't have this kind of energy for lollygagging...🤣

oconnellmark.bsky.social•12 hours ago

About time they started playing hardball.

spasmodicanus.bsky.social•12 hours ago

This is entirely plausible

jc-allen.bsky.social•9 hours ago

No, the article in which the Dem leadership stands still in hopes of no one noticing them is entirely plausible. This one suggests the Dems are actually going to lift a finger to even pretend to do something, and that's not at all realistic.