jpgaunt.bsky.social
canine ambulator
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Normally, when the owner does it to themself, they manage to fuck it up somehow.
Credit: TVBOY on IG
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I can't wait for the battle for the Nobel Peace Prize to tear Musk and Trump apart. Add to that two armed security details each loyal to their own fascist megalomaniacal protectee, and maybe this whole thing will sort itself out.
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Ugh. Blood transfusions have changed since I was a kid.
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We're coming for your hockey players and revenge for Trudeau cucking Trump during the first shitshow.
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Maybe. Depends on the situation. Musk's bodyguards just got deputized by US Marshal and are now allowed to be armed in the White House. So two armed security details each loyal to their own fascist protectee might end up sorting itself out.
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The law specifically states that restrooms need to be designated for male and female biological sex. It would be funny if what dooms it in court is UC's (and probably DeWine's) lack of understanding of the difference between sex and gender.
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Just in case anyone failed to associate his administration with the first murderer.
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If this were Endor, we would be chucking spears and molotovs by now.
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Wikipedia is pretty reliable. They even still recognize the Gulf of Mexico.
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Not having the autism excuse to hide behind, he tried to disguise it as ballet.
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Any company that returns to Russia while Pootin is still in power gets an automatic boycott.
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Evil Braindead
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They are pretty good at inventing new dumb ways to die.
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Late night figuring out how to create an atmosphere on Mars
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If our secretary of defense can enjoy a whiskey during a press conference, the president can have his horse tranquilizers.
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Musk is going to do blackface for Halloween, isn't he?
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Trans Day Agua? How do I get an invite to that pool party?
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These guys still can't figure out what the 1st Amendment means.
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Counter offer: Someone compile a boycott list of all companies advertising on Twitter.
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Evil lives forever.
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It always was.
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Didn't he ban Black History Month? Where's Snoop and Nelly?
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It's like a Die Hard movie without John McClane.
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I don't know how much manipulating they'll have to do. If my employer hooks me up to a lie detector to ask me if I'm loyal, I'm definitely lying if I say yes.
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2-3, 2/3. Potato, potato.
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The pant legs ride up a bit when he's around a fine piece of upholstery.
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Don't sleep on how a plastic couch cover can extend your enjoyment of your upholstered furniture by years.
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Young man, you fuck that couch with pride!
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I am. How can I help you?
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Don't sleep on that they also genuinely do support him. He got Roe overturned, and we'll have a conservative SCOTUS for decades. He's willing to cut entitlements. He's pro-corruption and sleaze. He's interested in ushering in the End Times so Jesus can rapture them up to Heaven. What's not to love?
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I'm falling asleep a lot in the middle of the day. Some might call it depression, but I prefer to think of it as dissociation.
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Executive order incoming
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Executive order incoming