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Democrats should all start making the jerk off motion when asked about anything Trump-related, just to see how it gets described. “Controversial gesture that suggests self-pleasuring”

submitted 1 day ago • 159 comments

Slashing funding for cancer research does not make America great or groceries cheaper.

submitted 13 days ago • 51 comments

funniest highlights of the philly police scanner, a thread

submitted 13 days ago • 256 comments

This is the hardest I’ve laughed in a long time.

submitted 15 days ago • 51 comments

Elon Musk bought the United States of America—the most powerful nation in the world—for $200M. For scale, Steve Ballmer bought the LA Clippers for $2B. The fucking Clippers.

submitted 20 days ago • 25 comments

They know what creates Republican voters after the way Gen X voted

submitted 20 days ago • 3 comments

Stop fucking saying he blamed “DEI,” which is some abstract, non-tangible idea. He is blaming people of color having jobs he thinks they aren’t qualified for. He’s blaming race. He’s being racist every time he says it. Journalists need to get fucking backbones, my word.

submitted 24 days ago • 246 comments

The core selling point of Trumpism is that other people's suffering will be your gain. So when something awful happens--a plane crash, a mass shooting, you name it--they cannot and will not offer solutions. All they will offer is more suffering.

submitted 24 days ago • 12 comments

You want more, you die thirsty.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

My new year's resolution is to become a problem

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent. Opportunities are everywhere. Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉

submitted 24 days ago • 3794 comments

Do you know why a president would do all the most evil and heinous shit via Executive Order? Because his party can't easily make it law. And if they can't make it law, they can't make it last. Don't let anyone make you feel like this is The End. Do not let them demoralize you. Live to see them die.

submitted 25 days ago • 1031 comments

love it when i am a humanist who believes our only hope is to become a multiplanetary society and have lots of babies and also i cut off all funding to starving infants and NASA

submitted 26 days ago • 96 comments

China: yo Deepseek is cheap cuz we’re smart and have schoolz USA: yo Let’s Deepsix science research and tax education financial aid to own the libs

submitted 27 days ago • 5 comments

When ICE asks you something, you shut the fuck up. Doesn't matter what ICE is asking you. ICE asks your name? Your name is shut the fuck up. ICE asks where the bathroom is? Shut the fuck up and let them piss themselves. ICE asks you a good spot to eat? Shut the fuck up and let them eat shit.

submitted 31 days ago • 42 comments

Timeline cleanse

submitted 119 days ago • 130 comments

um

submitted 34 days ago • 7221 comments

American media: What could Elon Musk's hand gesture have meant? German media: We know exactly what the fuck that meant

submitted 34 days ago • 107 comments

Guys it wasn't a Nazi salute. Does he retweet a bunch of Nazis all the time? Yes. Is he currently serving under a President who openly courts Nazis? Sure. Were there Nazis in the crowd? There were. Did the physical movement exactly replicate the Nazi salute? Of course it did! But what you don't unde

submitted 33 days ago • 93 comments

doomscroll break. 📼🌅

submitted 34 days ago • 8 comments

submitted 600 days ago • 2 comments

Evil Nerd Ricochet is pretty cool

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

No one said your new year’s resolution has to be for good. There’s nothing stopping you from using it for nefarious purposes.

submitted 52 days ago • 7 comments

Same

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

happy new year i hope the next one brings [redacted] to [redacted]

submitted 53 days ago • 52 comments

I have a high misery tolerance

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

can’t pay teens for sex and become attorney general anymore on account of woke

submitted 62 days ago • 285 comments

@TSA is chicken pot pie filling considered liquid or solid?

submitted 63 days ago • 133 comments