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juliebyrd.bsky.social
University of Tennessee fan, chicken herder, lawyer, mother of 3, married to the best husband ever. Dogs are better than cats, and we have both. Lived in Tennessee all my life, but Colorado is my destination.
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#Emails2DOGE TO [email protected] 1. Woke up 2. Fell out of bed 3. Dragged a comb across my head 4. Found my way downstairs and drank a cup 5. Read the news today…. Oh boy

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The real “Gulf of America” is between the people who believe every word Musk & Trump are saying and the people who know how incredibly full of shit they are.

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I misplaced Dwayne Johnson's cutting tool for the origami workshop... I can't believe I lost the Rock's Paper Scissors.

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I posted this longer version on X #Emails2DOGE cc: [email protected]

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they call me a housewife cause im the wife that takes your house in the divorce

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Men and toys. Most recent wood art. @wesash.bsky.social

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Golden hour, Pacific time.

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I wish pets lived longer and life wasn't so expensive, cake wouldn't make you fat and people weren't mean.

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A group of wolves is called a pack and a group of Nazis is called a CPAC.

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I miss George Carlin. youtu.be/N9eDPwkVhLQ?...

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order tater tots for the table, call that table tots

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This letter is exquisite. No notes

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I love shopping with my wife. It’s my favorite way to spend three hours looking for one thing we already have at home

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Cat (foreground), Sydney (blue heeler, middle), and Roscoe (left) the 80# 6 month old puppy. Notice how far away Roscoe is from the cat? Smart puppy, he has learned not to tangle with the cat.

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Wow! This one speaks for itself…

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“Are you better off than you were four WEEKS ago?” #Democracy #UnitedWeStand #AltGov #resist #Resistance #Peace #Prosperity #DEI #ConstitutionalCrisis

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Affirmation Coyote approves! bsky.app/profile/ther...

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✨"The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for."✨ -- Bob Marley 🇯🇲

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WIFE: *all cute* you wanna make me French toast? ME: *not looking up from my phone* I would never make you kiss anything you didn't want to, Sharon.

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I told my wife to embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

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Poor man wanna be rich Rich man wanna be king And a king ain't satisfied 'Til he rules everything #BruceSpringsteen www.youtube.com/watch?v=biPb...

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Eastern Bluebird Delicate beauty always reminds us to slow down and notice the details...

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My wife and I laugh at how competitive we are. But I laugh more.

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Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta away. Get it? I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your waitress.

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It is Saturday! Affirmation Coyote hopes you have plans, even if they consist of no plans. They note that it is also National Margarita Day.

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Heard a song from the 80s reference a "long distance call" and it occurred to me that this is a concept that no longer holds any emotional currency whatsoever

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Calling all the fowl creatures of this world. Come forth and be liberated!

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A timeline cleanse ☺️

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My friends love scaring the crap out of me. With friends like that, who needs enemas?

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I just texted my girlfriend Ruth and told her that it's over between us. I'm Ruthless.

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The root that tears apart your foundation begins as a seed of distrust, hate, and blame. The seed that grew into a dictatorship in Europe didn’t arrive overnight. It started with everyday Germans mad about inflation and looking for someone to blame.

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Who knew Batman drove a Chevrolet? The driver was at Juvenile Court in Memphis on child support contempt day. The strangest things I see...

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Here's a cool little life hack for you. If you get Crazy Puffs from Little Caesars, and sprinkle crushed antipsychotics on them, they'll just be regular Puffs.

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In this last month I have made the mental transition from "air travel is very safe" to "at least it would be a relatively quick way to go"

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Breaking news: historians believe that they've uncovered a cache of pencils that once belonged to William Shakespeare. A spokesperson said, "They're so badly chewed on the ends, we can't tell if they're 2B or not 2B."

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If you wanted to cut waste, fraud, and abuse, you would empower the inspectors general. If you wanted more waste, fraud, and abuse, you would fire them.

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My cat just stepped on the remote and turned the TV sound off. I guess you could say he mewted it.

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I did this.

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Mike Pence just reposted an old article he wrote about the limitations on the powers of a president. For some reason. Here is a part of it.

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Good morning Bluesky ☀️🦋 from the Gulf of Mexico 🌊

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So Daffy Duck finished shopping. At the checkout he asked for a carrier bag. The checkout girl said, “Shall I put it on your bill?” Daffy replied, “Don’t be thupid. I could thuffocate.”

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“Just The Way You Are” wins Song & Record of the Year today in 1979. “It wasn’t an instant hit,” said Joel. When opening for the Doobie Bros, “we almost didn’t play it,” but “the place went insane. ‘That’s the guy who does that song!’ We all looked at each other. From then on it was up and up.”

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Please join Affirmation Coyote in celebrating National Black Girl Magic Day! www.daysoftheyear.com/days/nationa... #BlackHistoryMonth

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A lady asked me if I would help get her a job as a professional scrabble player. I put in a good word for her.

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