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Back in the day when you could still shoot a charging hippo and pass by Trader Sam at the end.
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“Stand and fight!” Alec Guinness as Prince Faisal, in Lawrence of Arabia.
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"Pop had Genco, look what I got."
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SOP (or maybe not SOP) line on passing by the canoe full of skulls: "It's obvious what happened to those poor devils - they had the chicken dinner at Knott's Berry Farm."
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Presumably, Mr. Martin is prepared to indict Donald Trump for having discussions and negotiating with Putin prior to the 2024 election, a violation of the Logan Act, eh?
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The colloquy between Judge Ho and Bove ought to be the stuff of legend. I wonder if Bove will feel the need to decline to answer the Court's questions to him about the legal and ethical basis for the Government's MTD based on his Fifth Amendment privilege.
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Old non-SOP spiel, just after passing the Squirter: "I'd like to point out some of the exotic vegetation we have here in the jungle." (pointing) "There's some." (pointing in a different direction) "And there's some." (pointing in a third direction) "And there's some more."
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Mark - others have probably noted this, but the word "penultimate" means the next to last, not the "ultimate-ultimate," which is what I think you meant to convey.
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You could also buy rubber snakes.
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Anyone else remember the JC from the 60’s when you could purchase black Tiki god heads on a lanyard with red “gem” eyes at a booth near the unload area?
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SOP on the wait line. “The jungle cruise is an “E” attraction. “E” as in “Euripides” because that’s what you do. You rip uh deze coupons out of your ticket book .”
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Alien. The cat’s name was Jones
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Move to the Palisades Mark! No fires here and a great “small town” community where folks won’t bother you and your family.
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"This region points out the basic law of the jungle: Don't ever be a Zebra."
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Second best guest question, asked during a period of rain in Tomorrowland: "Is it raining in Adventureland as well?"
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Best guest question when I was a skipper: “What time is the 9 o’clock parade?”
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I’m not saying that Beau Burnett and I did this. But I’m also not saying we didn’t.
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Ever try overloading the boat so much that water splashes over the sides? We tell the Crew - “You may get wet!”
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Yeah that was me. Time for a little “jungle justice” and permanent assignment to rear load.
Raise your hand if you were a Skipper when it was guys only.
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Most of my non-SOP lines shouldn't be published here, since they almost gone me fired way back in the day. What I CAN say is that hiding under Schweizter Falls at night; blacked out; loading the gun with Breakdown Ammon; and then firing at an oncoming boat was more fun than should be allowed.