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"all forms of domestic malaise are pounding down on us" -Caldwell Tanner
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this is part of a broader dynamic of men getting advice from other men and discounting women’s actual voiced preferences because it allegedly conflicts with the eternal science of Bone Law

get their asses JB. fuck them up

i talked to god and he said you’re cooking

woke up with this in my head and now it's your problem

While the left might screech about dismantling the giant robot we’ve built to shred immigrants, I am both proud of the improvements my fellow centrists and I have made to its immigrant-shredding capabilities and secure in the knowledge that nobody will ever flip the big switch that lets it shred me

Okay you've been good so here's the Witch-king's shell of rot and verdigris

if something on wikipedia is not properly sourced, it will be removed by mods. chatgpt hallucinates information and it’s on you to fact-check, which you could have avoided by starting with a better source. but if you’re the kind of person asking chatgpt for info, youre probably not gonna fact-check

We’re just two months away from Election Day, yet 50% of New Yorkers still have no idea who I am or what this movement is all about. The only way we can win is by bringing our message to as many doors as possible — and we need your help to do so.

The neologism of addressing an unseen audience as "chat" is just fantastic. One of the best new slang words of my lifetime, amusing every time

In 1975 Mr. Rogers invited Margaret Hamilton (The Wicked Witch of the West) onto Mister Rogers' Neighborhood in order to teach children that there are fundamentally evil people on this earth and not even killing them can keep them away

every day without a Pope is another knife shoved directly into my skull . this is kony 2012 all over again

have you evaded work today? why not?

praying that clair obscur is successful for all the wrong reasons: i need a new type of weeb but for france

on this day in 1947, Canadian chocolate bar companies raised the price from 5 to 8 cents and kids across the nation launched a massive strike, blocked traffic with protests, and even stormed a government building. the movement fizzled due to accusations of communist ties

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PhD Timeline xkcd.com/3081

Wilson McLean

“is my calculator horny?“ our tech columnist asks. “i entered 5318008 into it and turned it upside down. what i saw surprised me”

Good piece. And I'm here once again to say that I'm an awkward man with a weird shaped body, antisocial tendencies, and a stack of mental illnesses. I've got a wife. It isn't that hard to find love. Just be able to stop being a fucking freak for like five minutes at a time once in a while.

chatgpt is exactly as close to consciousness or experiencing emotions as a calculator, & it will never get any closer

I have great news to share 😊 some of you know that I worked at Cinema Fantasma and we finally have a date for the debut of the 1st 100% Mexican stop-motion film @annecyfestival.bsky.social ✨I'm so grateful to have been a part of this! Thank you team 💖 special thanks to the GOAT @realgdt.bsky.social

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we can continue to devalue tesla and destroy him completely if we keep demonizing him even more

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perhaps unfair but the truth is being an extremely annoying vibe-ruiner compromises your message. if you find yourself embroiled in never ending arguments in every room you enter it’s probably worth asking if you are the most effective messenger for whichever ideas you’re attempting to communicate

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This would go some way to explaining the $3,600 a month on candles

Serial Killer Could Have Sworn He Killed That Guy Already theonion.com/serial-...

I hired a band to follow me and play ambiance music so I can tell when an enemy enters my detectable range

Do it, person with lots of expendable income, give thousands of dollars to a broke freelancer and be reincarnated as a lotus flower

roommate

The English word 'much' and its Spanish equivalent 'mucho' are etymologically unrelated.

Art by • Ciruelo Cabral

my favorite part of being a librarian is probably fucking all the books

Sunday Rain 🌧️🧶 #art

Sketch study of a shot putter

You heard him, folks: Bullying works. www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...