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TRUMP BEFORE ELECTION: "I'll bring down the cost of eggs!" TRUMP AFTER ELECTION: "That's too hard to do. Nevermind." MUSK BEFORE ELECTION: "DOGE will cut $2 trillion from government!" MUSK AFTER ELECTION: "That's too hard to do. Nevermind."

there's a 0 percent chance Trump would be at Jimmy Carter's funeral had he not won the election. being there is entirely performative for him.

Trump wants us talking about going to war with Panama, Denmark and Canada, instead of talking about how his nominees are rapists, alcoholics and Russian assets.

Let me know if anyone in corporate media asks Jim Jordan about how his star witness in the Biden impeachment inquiry just got 6 years in prison for making it all up.

1) he doesn’t have any friends 2) Beverly Hills is unaffected so far 3) even if it was being ‘decimated’, the fact that his concern in this moment is only for rich folks and the ‘biggest most valuable homes’ tells you everything about this pathetic man.

Trump isn’t even president and he’s already driving Europe and Latin America into the warm embrace of China.

Whenever there is a tragedy, you can count on Musk to argue that the root of the problem is not enough white people are in charge

Jim Jordan says Americans don't want to see Donald Trump prosecuted. Let's prove a point. Do you still want Trump prosecuted?

as LA is burning, a swath of the country is recovering from an ice storm, Alabama is preparing for up to 6” of snow and I’m praying for the TX power grid, a reminder: we don’t need climate action just for future generations, we need it now. the climate crisis is here, all around us

Reelecting this guy is one of the greatest own goals in human history

I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget

There are few things stupider than Don Jr. pretending to be in favor of getting jobs solely for your competency, when he's never had a job his daddy didn't give him, a daddy we wouldn't even know the name of if his rich daddy hadn't given him jobs and $400,000,000+.

The fact that Trump and his MAGA minions are spreading incredibly dangerous disinformation about the emergency response to the catastrophic fires in California is fucking criminal. It’s not even remotely surprising, but it is nonetheless fucking reprehensible.

No one man should have the power to control speech and information for hundreds of millions of people.

The largest wildfire in California history -- the August Complex Fire, which burned more than 1 million acres -- occurred during the Trump administration

Elizabeth Warren says she thinks Trump's talk of taking over Greenland and the Panama Canal is a distraction from his terrible nominees like Hegseth and Gabbard and RFK Jr

So, let me see if I have this straight - you maga meatheads went from “America First/America Only” to “Hell yeah we want Canada, Panama and Greenland/Manifest Destiny baby!” in the span of like a few fucking weeks, and none y’all gives a fuck about eggs or immigrants anymore?

Trump is out here hoping people have memory-holed a whole-ass pandemic he presided over

Kamala Harris delivering the eulogy for Jimmy Carter: “May his life be a lesson for the ages and a beacon for the future.”

There's been a ton of disinformation on Social Media so here's what we actually know for sure - Trump is a convicted felon and adjudicated rapist.

Biden actually cares about America -- he's not focused on Canada, Gulf of Mexico, nor Greenland -- he's focused on the people of the United States of America! Who will do that starting Jan 20?

When a liberal area suffers a climate change disaster, Republicans say “God is punishing them.” When a conservative area suffers a climate change disaster, Republicans say “Democrats control weather machines.” Must be hard going through life as a full-blown idiot.

MAGA talk show host.

Zuckerberg said he made a bunch of changes to protect free speech but actually he has kept a huge list of restrictions on legitimate speech but made it clear that its now OK to call LGBTQ people mentally ill

Might be a good time to point out a billionaire couple own and use more water than every home in LA combined

Ten years ago I dumped facebook because of toxic stalkery behavior and I just now deactivated my instagram because too many people people were telling me to commit suicide on threads. What a wonderful contribution to society Meta has been.

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Jean-Marie Le Pen, the French far right leader, died today. If you wonder how many French people feel about that, these are the scenes of celebration on the streets of Paris this evening. One sign reads “The dirty racist is dead”. (🎥 Luc Auffret)

Canadian MP Charlie Angus responded to Trump's proposal to make Canada the 51st U.S. state by noting that existing laws prevent "sexual abusers" from leading his nation.

The stupidest troll to ever be president. No contest.

Of all the things Twitter gave us, normalizing dunking on random strangers is my least favorite. People now think acting like middle school bullies makes them seem cool. And here we are as a country.