justducky42.bsky.social
Chronically awkward, quietly creative, punk rock in a cardigan, she/her, cis/het(ish)
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I'm a bank teller. Can confirm.
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Anybody trying to tell you it was "unintelligible trash" was dodging the message on purpose.
Because heavens forbid they learn something.
Or hear something that goes against what they're hoping for.
Or see a black Uncle Sam.
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You guys, Pete's here!
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It was the bit with the dancing brooms, wasn't it?
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It's only ephebophilia if it comes from the Ephebe region of Florida. Otherwise it's sparkling p*d*philia.
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If you don't, I will.
Buy the damn couch.
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Never touch the hair. We need the hair to heal as a nation.
(Seriously, what conditioner do you use?)
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"I have never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure."
Mark Twain said it better than anybody could.
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Lizzo wrote a whole song about this. (Found it through RuPaul's Drag Race, because of course...)
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I bought melty cheese slices with the plan to make grilled cheeses this week. I have 4 cans of tomato soup in my cabinet, and they need friends.