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i finished my spooky night with this one (first time watch). it’s fun! a far lesser slasher than Friday the 13th or The Burning (which it’s verrrry similar to), but i love it when a film i haven’t seen scratches an itch. this would play so well with a drunk-and-enthusiastic crowd

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this fucks so hard, hell yeah. especially that ending. kinda Rosemary’s Baby-esque but still has its own identity. did i mention that ending??

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willing to suck off any Domino’s employee out of gratitude.

submitted 18 hours ago • 3 comments

work laptop: CLOSED 🏃🏼‍♂️💨 5 mg edible: CHEWED 💊 dinner: ORDERED 🤤 horror movie marathon: QUEUED 🩸 lfg divas

submitted 20 hours ago • 3 comments

here’s my official (and the correct) ranking of Friday the 13th films. happy holiday!

submitted 23 hours ago • 4 comments

it’s Fat Guy Friday the 13th, so this one’s for spooky big boys only

submitted 1 day ago • 10 comments

it’s Friday the 13th tomorrow and i’m in a scary movie rut because i’ve seen soooo many. throw me a favorite underseen recommendation please — preference to slashery and/or summery vibes to match the holiday

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men like this are the real enemy of the American public, not immigrants trying to have a better life

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i am never alone, for He is always with me. (He wont leave, somebody help me please i’m so scared)

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help i’ve fallen* and i can’t get up** *want my weed gummies **can’t open the tin they’re in

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i ate your dad. sorry about that.

submitted 2 days ago • 12 comments

my favorite part of I Know What You Did Last Summer (which i fell asleep to last night) is when Julie (Jennifer Love Hewitt) is scrambling through ice on the killer’s ship and it’s the least convincing ice in cinema history. (it was made of gelatin lol)

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double posting today because a) it warmed up and b) this cheap new crop top is basically a sports bra. that’s so fun.

submitted 4 days ago • 15 comments

it’s chilly + rainy today so i get to stay cozy for work (yay!)

submitted 4 days ago • 13 comments

some of you are SOOOOOOO comfortable teasing me and—

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help i’ve fallen* and i can’t get up** *run out of toilet paper **it won’t arrive until tomorrow afternoon

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these are my five signature emojis and it’s actually illegal for you to use them: 💚🕺🏼🤠🧸💋

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

🐻 = severe, uncouth, almost grotesque 🧸 = cute, whimsical, aspirational, perfect

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When someone asks me what movie I can watch over and over again:

submitted 5 days ago • 48 comments

and the award for Best Sleepy Boy This Monday Morning goes to… just a lil guy

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

“hey Justin what’s up?” “nothin much just watching the greatest movie of all time, again.”

submitted 5 days ago • 3 comments

lol shit from a butt, embarrassing stuff

submitted 5 days ago • 3 comments

high happy sunday i’m hi

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LOVE these babybel cheeses with the skin

submitted 6 days ago • 6 comments

what if i just… shaved my chest. what then.

submitted 6 days ago • 11 comments

i went to Chili's after the movie because a boy made me and omg my tummy is not happy

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments