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Former Philadelphia Union and Sixers blogger. Soon to be former tweeter. Current Eagles fan. As seen on a 8-year-old viral YouTube video with 24,000 views and one (1) RHAP podcast. He/Him.
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Fare thee well, Darius, and congrats on that Eagles Hall of Fame induction in a few years. He helped revitalize an Eagles CB room that was in rough shape throughout the late 2010s.

I think Zack Baun earns more money than Milton Williams and Josh Sweat, and I am not convinced it will be particularly close.

Okay but here me out. Heel Cena vs. Babyface Orton. It's John Cena and Randy Orton like you've never seen them before! #WWEChamber #EliminationChamber

LMAO why is Travis Scott in the ring for somebody's heel turn? #WWEChamber #EliminationChamber

Holy shit. I don't think WWE has run a match like this since they were bringing back ECW around 2005-06. #WWEChamber #EliminationChamber

Pat McAfee's commentary on #EliminationChamber tonight is basically remarking about how the Toronto crowd booed the American National Anthem at the start of the show. And they demoted Corey Graves for this nonsense?

How is it that John Fetterman sets up more hoops for you to jump through to get your voicemail counted than Dave McCormick does?

What amazing timing for this news dump!

I can't imagine the Trump White House is eager to extend any invitations to the Eagles after the organization spurned Trump last time. This whole "controversy" started thanks to Britain's least reputable tabloid rag saying they'd decline.

This feels like a threat.

Sure! When you win the Super Bowl other teams get a month-long head-start building coaching staffs and filling vacancies. In other words, people looking for a slam-dunk external replacement won't find one because the most coveted up-and-coming offensive assistants already landed OC jobs elsewhere

Trump crashed another plane

Is there a stream that's not getting bleeped?

The speeches at the parade have been entirely replaced by local news anchors apologizing for profanity

Cherelle Parker wants to join The Bloodline

I think Cherelle Parker has more haters than anyone tbh

Someone please get Cherelle Parker off the stage. Now!

Why are Josh Shapiro and Cherelle Parker speaking at this parade?

I first heard "keep the main thing the main thing" on The Bachelorette so to hear local news anchors repeat the phrase back is very disconcerting

Love Hurts is about to be the highest-grossing movie in Philadelphia history

All white guys look the same 😭

One of the anchors on Fox29 just claimed a bunch of 49ers fans were rooting for the Eagles in Super Bowl LIX and somehow I think they were pulling harder for the asteroid to arrive 7 years ahead of schedule.

This take persists good god make it stop

Can't imagine why this might be

I saw a "when you think about it, the real problem with the 2023 Eagles was Jason Kelce" take on The Everything App as if Matt Patricia never existed.

Vic Fangio has been in the NFL so long he coached in the USFL and entered the NFL coaching the Dome Patrol. This will forever be known as Fangio's masterpiece.

Nolan Smith wanted a TD lol

Is that Terrell Davis's record?

Fix your tie, Tom

HOLY HELL

At least that Chiefs dude fell out at the 3 and it's basically a Jalen Hurts arm punt

What was that play?

You know the officiating is bad when Tom Brady is criticizing it.

That is, uh, not a great call

Go for it

You may not like it, but Leah's right. There's a reason the Prodigal Son is a parable in almost every culture. when someone experiencing cognitive dissonance comes to you, you have two choices: embrace them, and win them over forever; or reject them, ensuring they never again question their beliefs.

The problem with Jasmine Crockett being the voice of The Resistance 2.0 is she was a Biden dead-ender who helped get us into this mess in the first place.

HOLY SHIT #ROYALRUMBLE

I cannot say I expected Jey Uso to be in the Final 2. #RoyalRumble

Lmao Logan Paul is the only heel left in this match #RoyalRumble

That ref cam looks like it would be quite irritating to wear #RoyalRumble