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justjohn.bsky.social
Musician, Xray tech, stunt driver, lion tamer, chainsaw juggler, astronaut. Expect a weird mix of #Braves baseball, cat photos, music, TTRPGs, astronomy, absurdity, and lefty politics. I curse a lot. He/him
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If you eat a turducken, you become the fourth layer

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Braves sweep the Mets? Hell yeah! Get ready to lose 2 of 3 to Miami. What... are you new here?

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He put himself on the First Lady wall lol

submitted 6 days ago • 212 comments

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A couple goats I met eight years ago

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Terrible Lie by Nine Inch Nails is my favorite song about playing Golf badly.

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No Kings includes Draft Kings

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

Welp, turns out Kersh's a bag of dicks in a trenchcoat.

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"Separate but Equal awards, huh?" "No, we just need new one for more... you know... more uh... 'modern country' acts." "Like Jelly Roll?" "Noooo... you know the ones."

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Another one, while trying not to violate HIPAA: In school, I was doing a rotation at an ortho clinic. One of the techs brought a patient into the xray room and I did his exam. After he left, I said "wow that guy looked just like [old then, now dead MASSIVE country music star]." It was actually him.

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I was leaving a pizza restaurant, and the bassist from Mastodon was walking in with his daughter. I held the door for them and he said, "hey, thanks." I casually threw some horns and said, "no. Thank YOU." He smiled and nodded and they went inside.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Most people didn't come to Bluesky because they wanted to get in on the ground floor of a new platform. They came because Twitter had become so awful as to be unuseable, especially if you didn't have a zillion followers. We *escaped.* Nobody here cares about your stupid comparison between the two.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

All this crap about "echo chambers" is predicated on the notion that everyone uses social media because they want to argue about politics. Maybe I mostly want to enjoy other topics, and in a non-adversarial way? You don't show up to a book club having read a different book and expect "discussion."

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Birds need gravity to swallow. Know what they don’t need? Your shit.

submitted 13 days ago • 4 comments

June 12, 1970. Dock Ellis of the Pittsburgh Pirates throws a no-hitter whilst tripping balls. Happy Dock Ellis day! youtu.be/_vUhSYLRw14?...

submitted 13 days ago • 8 comments

Deep Blue is 30 years old and was capable of defeating chess grand champions. It could be housed in a single cabinet. ChatGPT spans untold data centers devouring massive amounts of electricity and it got its ass whipped by an 8 bit gaming console from the 1970s.

submitted 14 days ago • 146 comments

CATCH OF THE YEAR - Denzel Clarke goes wayyyyy over the fence to rob a HR from the Angels' Nolan Shanuel

submitted 15 days ago • 88 comments

I never thought pleading the 3rd was gonna be a thing in my lifetime, but here we are.

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Braves Don't Blow A Multi-Run Lead In The 9th Challenge

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LAPD fired rubber bullets at Australian journalist @laurentomasi.bsky.social

submitted 16 days ago • 2533 comments

Broke: Echo chamber Woke: Bubble Bespoke: Warm hug

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This, and the more times it looks like the place has been on fire, the better.

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

Can we bring back throwing rotten fruits and vegetables at people we don't like? It doesn't hurt, and Icesure think some people deserve it.

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Wild stuff happening downtown today...

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RT if you love boobs or if you think ICE should be abolished

submitted 17 days ago • 77 comments

His head is weirdly square, to say nothing of the almost caticaturistic, faux tough guy look. And it looks AI-generated. Just try to find the spot where his hair ends and his forehead begins.

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