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justjohn.bsky.social
Musician, Xray tech, stunt driver, lion tamer, chainsaw juggler, astronaut. Expect a weird mix of #Braves baseball, cat photos, music, TTRPGs, astronomy, absurdity, and lefty politics. I curse a lot. He/him
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Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. ("Hard mode" no Star Wars, Star Trek, Lord of the Rings, or Marvel).

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Strokes and aneurysms aren't common enough among the population of Supreme Court Justices.

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4-1-3-5-2-4 what the hell is wrong with everyone?

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If you ever see John Roberts in person and don’t tell him to go fuck himself, you’ll regret it forever.

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Most of the time, I'm anti-Yankee-fans, but sometines their powers can be harnessed for good instead of evil.

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11/10 social media work by the Durham Bulls

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This mfer will pull push-pins out of the wall, knowing it'll bring a laminated poster down, just to get my attention. But then he also does THIS. This is is fckd up.

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100%

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"Made Daily With Food" 🤷

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Just heard the Cat Vomiting Sound Somewhere In The House from the comfort of my bed, unsure of the source. Can't wait to find it by accident while wearing socks.

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Good. Fuck that guy.

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There's our boy in here...

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If you eat a turducken, you become the fourth layer

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Braves sweep the Mets? Hell yeah! Get ready to lose 2 of 3 to Miami. What... are you new here?

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He put himself on the First Lady wall lol

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👍

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A couple goats I met eight years ago

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Terrible Lie by Nine Inch Nails is my favorite song about playing Golf badly.

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No Kings includes Draft Kings

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Welp, turns out Kersh's a bag of dicks in a trenchcoat.

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"Separate but Equal awards, huh?" "No, we just need new one for more... you know... more uh... 'modern country' acts." "Like Jelly Roll?" "Noooo... you know the ones."

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Another one, while trying not to violate HIPAA: In school, I was doing a rotation at an ortho clinic. One of the techs brought a patient into the xray room and I did his exam. After he left, I said "wow that guy looked just like [old then, now dead MASSIVE country music star]." It was actually him.

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I was leaving a pizza restaurant, and the bassist from Mastodon was walking in with his daughter. I held the door for them and he said, "hey, thanks." I casually threw some horns and said, "no. Thank YOU." He smiled and nodded and they went inside.

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Most people didn't come to Bluesky because they wanted to get in on the ground floor of a new platform. They came because Twitter had become so awful as to be unuseable, especially if you didn't have a zillion followers. We *escaped.* Nobody here cares about your stupid comparison between the two.

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All this crap about "echo chambers" is predicated on the notion that everyone uses social media because they want to argue about politics. Maybe I mostly want to enjoy other topics, and in a non-adversarial way? You don't show up to a book club having read a different book and expect "discussion."

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Birds need gravity to swallow. Know what they don’t need? Your shit.

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June 12, 1970. Dock Ellis of the Pittsburgh Pirates throws a no-hitter whilst tripping balls. Happy Dock Ellis day! youtu.be/_vUhSYLRw14?...

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