justjohn.bsky.social
Musician, Xray tech, stunt driver, lion tamer, chainsaw juggler, astronaut. Expect a weird mix of #Braves baseball, cat photos, music, TTRPGs, astronomy, absurdity, and lefty politics. I curse a lot. He/him
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This, and/or they're like Brooks in Shawshank Redemption. They're institutionalized and don't know how to function on the outside anymore. They're scared to leave.
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Toward the end of last season I was so appreciative of anyone we could drop into the infield who didn't embarrass the team, and dammit, he did the job admirably. Godspeed. 🫡
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If the drummer in Skynyrd broke his arm and they got his nephew to fill in for the rest of the tour, but he got replaced after a week because he wouldn't stop talking about disc golf. 3/5 Freebirds
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Are your chicken tenders breaded with Pop Rocks?
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Every. Single. Time.
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*Reece's Pieces
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Get granular with it. Appreciate the art within the game:
youtu.be/URlPlZYqeyI?...
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I can't understand that at all. Brandon Nimmo unironically said "present" every day during roll call and nobody can convince me otherwise.
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You could just read a sign that says "pull yourself up by your bootstraps and cure your own depression, pussy," instead seeing a conservative therapist. The job and ideology are completely imcompatible.
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"Now let's see them enforce it."
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Every ortho resident at my hospital. They look ridiculous.
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Only? Set them on fire. 🤬
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None of Them Knew They Were Robots and Pink Cigarette alone make this album a certified banger, and I had a music producer friend say that Goodbye Sober Day is the best mix/production ever in the history of music. Such a good album.
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1000%
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Get a load of the hot take machine over here
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"I didn't join the army to wear a fuggin' costume... what the hell is this? Go get some reinactors, ya jackass."
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Peroxide until the sizzling stops, dump it out, repeat until hearing returns 🤷
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About half the time. The other half he's "Dude."
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I had a great time in Barcelona.
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If they don't bat then they're no friends of mine.
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I'm not sure if he could even pitch to Men Without Hats at this point, and those guys have to be like, 70 years old by now.
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Oh no. 🤷