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Yoko Ono is 92 today. She is also a great artist whose dignity and compassion in the face of more than half a century of unearned disdain, much of it unequivocally racist and/or misogynistic in character, is genuinely astonishing.

poop quiz, hootshoot

“maybe if i find an app that still calls it the Gulf of Mexico this will all stop”

i've been getting really engulfed in flames lately

autocorrect turned one of my hastily-pecked to-do items to “check couch creaminess,” and I’m not sure I can

the four words every girl wants to hear

Three dentists think about the same squirrel

broke - Kamala Harris: “i will follow the law when it comes to transgender individuals” woke - Stephen Smith:

every picture of Big Thief looks like the last known photo from an ill fated hiking excursion

The problem with AI is you can't really shoot it in the head yet

Cheekface was right, a giant pretzel WILL make you feel better.

cheekface was right, i am always working but i don't have any money

cheekface was right, the difference between me and a dog is i am taller

it’s “Lost Highway is the best Lynch movie” o clock

you’re telling me this is a *jennifer* jason lee

There’s a vigil for Watto at the Bob’s Big Boy

watching Colombo for basically the first time and in like the fourth episode Timothy Carey shows up as Colombo’s butcher Please please tell me Timothy Carey is a regular as Colombo’s butcher 🙏

six pants none the richer

why are "brave truth tellers" always so eager to say something sexist or racist instead of something like "would a clove of garlic taste good in one of those green smoothies"

“do you know what your son did at school this morning? you know what: let him tell you; here comes Here Come the Warm Jets”

name one other artist who has definitely contemplated Chester Cheetah

TikTok was never going anywhere. The TikTok creator gave millions to Trump and they orchestrated this whole PR stunt just so Trump will be seen as a 'hero' to young people. It was literally the Kidz Bop version of the Reichstag Fire

BOURDAIN: so ive had joints of mutton everywhere. exeter, wroexeter, berwick. Ive never seen a joint of mutton prepared like this MEDIEVAL SPIT-BOY: we roaste thee meat under a pafte which keeps the juices, and renders the meat moft tendere BOURDAIN: *chuckling* wow

The family of David Lynch invites us all around the world to come together at noon Monday for a worldwide group meditation for 10 minutes- I will definitely be there to help raise the vibration on an otherwise dark day. #davidlynch

been having lucid nightmares that’s where I’m running *with* my demons

oh boy my Confluence Wrapped is out

I got to be friends with David Lynch when we were both at Universal years ago. A very kind man, he was a fan of Bob's Big Boy. So was I. I'm going to miss him. R.I.P. David.

RIP, king www.vulture.com/article/davi...

reserve one cup of pasta water for sippin’

the thing I’ll say about David Lynch is it took me a *long* time to fully appreciate his work, but I’ve always been grateful he was out there.

I’ll forever regret not snapping a picture of DIK BOI

KEEP HONKING I’m listening to Chris in the Morning on KBHR

lady in line for popcorn at The Brutalist with a ‘MAKE MOVIES SHORTER’ hat

Shirley Jackson and the Lightning Thief

me: i don’t think it’s a problem when a writer uses their characters, even a majority or all of them, as a mouthpiece for their opinions and ideas, and when people complain about it they’re really complaining about said opinions and ideas them: so so true. also, baldness is a virtue and not a curse