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submitted 100 days ago • 4 comments

The heartbreak. Trump claims USAID is bankrupting America—it’s less than 1% of the budget. Meanwhile, the world’s richest man, Elon Musk, is gutting the largest food aid provider. He could end world hunger & still be the richest man alive. But he won’t. Not just greed. We’re watching evil at work.

submitted 12 hours ago • 319 comments

The Chinese spy assigned to me is probably sick of the Mortal Kombat movie theme song by now

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

Dear Manager, 1. I drank a whiskey drink. 2. I drank a vodka drink. 3. I drank a lager drink. 4. I drank a cider drink. 5. I sang the songs that remind me of the good times; I sang the songs that remind me of the better times.

submitted 20 hours ago • 414 comments

Caught a guy peeing on my cybertruck. You're wasting your time idiot, it was already covered in piss from all the other people who did that today

submitted 1 day ago • 335 comments

Gonna just put this here

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

I love the first scene of force awakens. Great vibe and action and Kylo’s entrance is great.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

A monster arena film set!!!! 🤯

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Happy 96th birthday to acting legend James Hong! Hong voiced Azmorigan in Star Wars Rebels and The Elder in Star Wars Visions. May the Force be with you!

submitted 2 days ago • 5 comments

I love that this is exactly how these two behave at the beginning of the book #worldofwarcraft #voljin #tyrathan #skymagpieart

submitted 1 day ago • 9 comments

All the pearl clutching over people supporting Luigi makes sense when you remember only the wealthy can afford pearls to clutch.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

HE'S GOT A GUN

submitted 1 day ago • 100 comments

Sending an email to employees asking them to list five things they did that week is a classic move from a manager who has no idea how to manage

submitted 1 day ago • 933 comments

Look, I'm not ashamed to admit that I find the Beetle's long purple tube finger things to be upsetting.

submitted 1 day ago • 16 comments

Revenge of the Sith 20th Anniversary Art Work. So. Friggen. Good. 😍🔥

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

chat is it good for a dictionary to be mad at you

submitted 1 day ago • 522 comments

sitting next to a woman in her 70’s who worked with Fauci on AIDS research woman: I never order tequila because when I order tequila the only two things I think are “every man wants me, and every man wants me naked right now” me: ok but what if I ordered tequila woman: listen

submitted 1 day ago • 47 comments

DOGE is like if Fyre Festival was a government agency.

submitted 1 day ago • 290 comments

And I am an ally. If you are too, let the world know.

submitted 1 day ago • 1313 comments

┏┓ ┃┃╱╲ in ┃╱╱╲╲ this ╱╱╭╮╲╲house ▔▏┗┛▕▔ we ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ believe in Gamera ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

Finished last night.

submitted 1 day ago • 45 comments

If you’re cheering for a South African sociopath to fuck over US military veterans then you should probably stop with that America first bullshit.

submitted 1 day ago • 659 comments

Upon this response, JK burst into a million shards and a great wind scattered her unhappy soul beneath the arc of a newly formed rainbow.

submitted 1 day ago • 2100 comments

Remember this, @blue.posts.games? I just found it in my camera roll!

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Costco and Trader Joes are yin and yang. Together they form a harmonious balance. One sells big piles of normal food, the other sells small piles of weird food. These are the two food piles people need

submitted 2 days ago • 116 comments

Medicaid is not for sale. NASA is not for sale. The Post Office is not for sale. America is not for sale. We have an obligation to resist kings. We outnumber them. And they can be overwhelmed.

submitted 2 days ago • 2480 comments

Thought of the day: The Orange Tyrant is ruining the one thing he cares about more than himself. His name. In history, his name will always be associated with racism, xenophobia, misogyny, lies, and cons.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

How is it we are in a timeline where Mike Pence is the only GOP figure speaking truth to Putin’s pet POTUS?

submitted 4 days ago • 16 comments

And no, the whole "He is a Loa now" thing doesn't suffice, this character SHOULD NOT HAVE DIED AT ALL PERIOD. Him being a Loa is a patch job and when he comes back as a Loa he better be PRESENT in the story, interact with and be IN THE WORLD and not disappear from the narrative after a quest or two.

submitted 4 days ago • 8 comments

I'm feeling nostalgic for competence.

submitted 6 days ago • 654 comments

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

My illegal Pinkerton is driving me to my illegal hotel while the hallucination machine in my phone summarizes the emails my coworkers wrote using their hallucination machines. My burrito travels separately in its own limo. This is innovation and normal.

submitted 5 days ago • 20 comments

Mallard Fillmore is the most famously conservative duck, but sadly, most are right-winged. Scrooge McDuck - plutocrat Donald - Navy man Count Duckula - wealthy castle-owner Aflac duck - insurance huckster Howard's mildly counterculture, but I suspect his attitudes toward women Keep America Daffy

submitted 5 days ago • 27 comments

that one neighbor who put a chicken coop in their back yard in 2017 and was always trying to foist eggs on everyone probably feels like littlefinger right now

submitted 5 days ago • 26 comments

A Black Throated Green Warbler. One of many birds I drew for the 2025 Milwaukee Film Festival campaign. FYI: I used a limited palette to paint all of the birds, so I interpreted colors liberally where necessary. #BlackThroatedGreenWarbler #bird #Milwaukeefilmfestival #watercolor

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

someone put their pronouns in their email signature in 2017 and now the world's most irksome Boer has my social security number

submitted 5 days ago • 85 comments

The Chinese spy assigned to me is probably sick of the Mortal Kombat movie theme song by now

Dear Manager, 1. I drank a whiskey drink. 2. I drank a vodka drink. 3. I drank a lager drink. 4. I drank a cider drink. 5. I sang the songs that remind me of the good times; I sang the songs that remind me of the better times.

Caught a guy peeing on my cybertruck. You're wasting your time idiot, it was already covered in piss from all the other people who did that today

Gonna just put this here

I love the first scene of force awakens. Great vibe and action and Kylo’s entrance is great.

A monster arena film set!!!! 🤯

Happy 96th birthday to acting legend James Hong! Hong voiced Azmorigan in Star Wars Rebels and The Elder in Star Wars Visions. May the Force be with you!

I love that this is exactly how these two behave at the beginning of the book #worldofwarcraft #voljin #tyrathan #skymagpieart

All the pearl clutching over people supporting Luigi makes sense when you remember only the wealthy can afford pearls to clutch.

HE'S GOT A GUN

Sending an email to employees asking them to list five things they did that week is a classic move from a manager who has no idea how to manage

Look, I'm not ashamed to admit that I find the Beetle's long purple tube finger things to be upsetting.

Revenge of the Sith 20th Anniversary Art Work. So. Friggen. Good. 😍🔥

chat is it good for a dictionary to be mad at you

sitting next to a woman in her 70’s who worked with Fauci on AIDS research woman: I never order tequila because when I order tequila the only two things I think are “every man wants me, and every man wants me naked right now” me: ok but what if I ordered tequila woman: listen

DOGE is like if Fyre Festival was a government agency.

And I am an ally. If you are too, let the world know.

┏┓ ┃┃╱╲ in ┃╱╱╲╲ this ╱╱╭╮╲╲house ▔▏┗┛▕▔ we ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ believe in Gamera ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔

Finished last night.

If you’re cheering for a South African sociopath to fuck over US military veterans then you should probably stop with that America first bullshit.

Upon this response, JK burst into a million shards and a great wind scattered her unhappy soul beneath the arc of a newly formed rainbow.

Remember this, @blue.posts.games? I just found it in my camera roll!

Costco and Trader Joes are yin and yang. Together they form a harmonious balance. One sells big piles of normal food, the other sells small piles of weird food. These are the two food piles people need

Medicaid is not for sale. NASA is not for sale. The Post Office is not for sale. America is not for sale. We have an obligation to resist kings. We outnumber them. And they can be overwhelmed.

Thought of the day: The Orange Tyrant is ruining the one thing he cares about more than himself. His name. In history, his name will always be associated with racism, xenophobia, misogyny, lies, and cons.

How is it we are in a timeline where Mike Pence is the only GOP figure speaking truth to Putin’s pet POTUS?

And no, the whole "He is a Loa now" thing doesn't suffice, this character SHOULD NOT HAVE DIED AT ALL PERIOD. Him being a Loa is a patch job and when he comes back as a Loa he better be PRESENT in the story, interact with and be IN THE WORLD and not disappear from the narrative after a quest or two.

I'm feeling nostalgic for competence.

My illegal Pinkerton is driving me to my illegal hotel while the hallucination machine in my phone summarizes the emails my coworkers wrote using their hallucination machines. My burrito travels separately in its own limo. This is innovation and normal.

Mallard Fillmore is the most famously conservative duck, but sadly, most are right-winged. Scrooge McDuck - plutocrat Donald - Navy man Count Duckula - wealthy castle-owner Aflac duck - insurance huckster Howard's mildly counterculture, but I suspect his attitudes toward women Keep America Daffy

that one neighbor who put a chicken coop in their back yard in 2017 and was always trying to foist eggs on everyone probably feels like littlefinger right now

A Black Throated Green Warbler. One of many birds I drew for the 2025 Milwaukee Film Festival campaign. FYI: I used a limited palette to paint all of the birds, so I interpreted colors liberally where necessary. #BlackThroatedGreenWarbler #bird #Milwaukeefilmfestival #watercolor

someone put their pronouns in their email signature in 2017 and now the world's most irksome Boer has my social security number

#TeslaTakedown will continue tomorrow. Look out for news on future events that I'll be posting.

Sometimes I feel like I only eat food as a pepper delivery system.

elon musk is addicted to causing plane crashes