kaeam.bsky.social
A RPG fan from the frozen wastes of Finland.
Follow for slightly amusing #TTRPG plot hooks and character concepts.
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How does Thistle eat when there are other people present? Also I like how the Orcs look in DotL.
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On a related note, what is your opinion on Erika Vikman's Ich komme?
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If KAJ wins the Eurovision, does it count as Swedish or Finnish victory?
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Sounds fun! Hopefully she will create more games in the future.
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Sounds like a fun time! What kind of game had the girl made?
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I have always liked Bone by Jeff Smith.
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Having more than just two major political parties would probably also help, but I guess that it is unlikely to happen in the US.
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That bed is big enough to count as an adventure location on its own! Many have ventured under the blanket, but none have returned to report their findings.
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- The adventurers' guild is secretly behind all the problems that the adventurers are hired to solve. Is the guild's true purpose to create a market for overpriced adventuring supplies and services?
- The adventurers' guild requires all adventurers to be licensed. Freelancers get their knees broken.
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Planetes
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I got 30 eggs from the local Finnish hypermarket for 3.99€ (~$4.19) yesterday.
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You better not shave your beard lest you start tying people to railway tracks.
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Not that I am complaining, but wasn't the demo supposed to be playable on 24th?
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How walkable is your city? As a foreigner I always hear about how the US cities are built for cars.
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That scenario naturally leads to Scenario 2 (The thing).
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- You are Nicholas, a recently deceased person. You died in shady circumstances and are now possessing your own dead body. You reek of embalming fluid but can still otherwise pass as a living person. You no longer feel pain. You fear what will happen when your corpse becomes too decayed to function.
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That reminds me of a really good cRPG character portrait.
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Here is a couple more ideas:
- Finger tipped with a pen nib and a reservoir of ink (or poison).
- Exotic non-human limbs, e.g. bird legs with spurs.
- Telescopic (or just disturbingly long) limbs that provide extra reach.
- Wheeled limbs for cruising around.
- Hand with integrated heating element.
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Fashionable options like making the limbs out of exotic materials such as ivory or ebony, decorative (or secretly eldritch) gold inlays and scrimshaw, stylish high-heeled shoe feet, partially hollow hand that can be smoked like a pipe, and hands that play piano using inserted perforated piano rolls.
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Besides the obvious weapon and tool integrations, what cool options have you come up with? Spring-heeled legs that let you make extraordinary leaps, forearm-mounted phonographs for recording sounds on wax cylinders, and experimental (and potentially dangerous) gadgets utilizing the Nebula remnants?
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How does he classify skeletons themselves, i.e. do skeletons have skeletons or not?
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- Industrious necromancers create the world's first necrotelecommunication service, using the conjured spirits of the dead to transfer messages quickly across the land. New post-mortem career paths are created as people sign up to work as ghostly messengers and skeletal couriers after they die.
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Turning that goblin mode into joblin mode.
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Ironing your scrotum is an easy way to earn the nickname 8-Ball. 🎱
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- You are Stonegut, a goblin wizard. You found your spellbook on a corpse when your tribe raided a nearby village. You were mentored by the tribe's shaman until a giant sat on them. You like flashy spells and explosions. You fear that the original owner of the spellbook will come back to haunt you.
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Spending too much time on the skelephone is bad for your health.
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Are any of the chicken pieces that survive the explosion edible?
Also is there a way to disarm the chicken so that it doesn't explode? Some sort of alchemical process to render whatever makes it explode inert, perhaps?
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The Kaff skis! Does she ever use ski poles as I haven't seen any in the videos?
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- You are Marius, a fiend-blooded hooligan. You descend from a powerful archfiend that runs your crime family. You have a high opinion of yourself and are determined to prove that you should be promoted to a full fiend like your father before you. You fear that your ancestor will deem you unworthy.
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Would pieces of a diamond unicorn count as suitable material components for the different resurrection spells?
Also and more importantly, can diamond unicorns cut glass with their horns?
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Did you come up with any new subclasses or just add the ones that exist in PoE2?
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- You are Olivia (formerly Subject D-06), an uplifted dog. You were a test subject in a project aiming to create intelligent animals for military purposes, but managed to escape when the project lost its funding. You fear that your newfound intelligence is temporary and will regress over time.
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- You are Mr. Giggles, a clown on the run. You borrowed a lot of money from some very bad people and were unable to pay them back on time. You have left your old life behind and are now part of a travelling circus. You fear that your creditors will recognize you if you ever remove the grease paint.
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- You are Maxie, a braindance addict. Your own life is unremarkable, so you prefer to experience someone else's. You barely take care of yourself, spending almost everything you earn on new braindance recordings. You fear that you are starting to lose track of which memories actually belong to you.
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- You are Astrid Åslund, a reformed cultist. You survived your cult's mass suicide thanks to a timely police raid and are now working on getting your life back together. You possess eldritch knowledge that has been burned into your mind. You fear falling asleep due to the nightmares haunting you.
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- You are Ten Waves Crashing, a kobold herald. You sail the seas to spread the name of your glorious draconic master. You have learned several languages during your travels and can communicate with almost anyone. You fear that someone has already taken your place as your master's favourite servant.
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Dragonbane - Bestiary and Forbidden Lands - Book of Beasts. Both are well formatted and have beautiful art.
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- A wizard has created a dungeon full of danger and treasures to find adventurers that are suitable for his secret plans. Dare you enter his magical realm?
- A lifepod that has been floating in space for centuries is finally recovered. What will the ancient astronaut within reveal after defrosting?
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"The crab is right behind me, isn't it?"
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- A minority group is demanding the ownership over a large area of land based on an ancient contract. The ruler ignores their demands until it is discovered that the contract is ironclad and binding. Different factions rush to ally with both parties, hoping to garner favour by solving the situation.
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What about 'gaze into the void'?
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What are the things you like about DCC or feel that DCC does really well?
Inversely, are there any things that you don't like about DCC or wish that DCC could do better?
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The fat cats, so to speak.
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- A perpetual stew has been cooking for millennia while the world around it has been changing. The stew has outlasted several empires, seen cultures rise and fall, and survived cataclysmic events without losing any of its flavour. Humanity is temporary, the stew is eternal.
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Currently getting ~6 hours of sunlight here in Finland. 🌞
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Also the FIFO replacing means that you might end up getting rid of more reputations than is needed. For example, a magnitude 3 reputation might replace (from oldest to newest) two magnitude 1 reputations and a magnitude 3 reputation when replacing just the magnitude 3 reputation would be enough.
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Should the reputation magnitudes be taken into account when replacing old reputations? Having to replace a magnitude 3 reputation with a magnitude 1 reputation just because it is your oldest reputation feels bad, especially if your second oldest reputation is also magnitude 1.
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That power can be REALLY powerful depending on the games he has played. Playing something like Scribblenauts would make him ready for anything.
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- A millennium ago, a young dragon entered the subterranean tunnels to hunt and gather treasure. Now ancient, it has grown so massive that it can't pass through the tunnels leading back aboveground anymore. Those who have seen the dragon report that its wings have long since atrophied due to disuse.