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I love when tech bros push gen ai at a social sciences researcher. Dawg, these people willfully gave up their 20s to search libraries in Durham for a copy of “The Kabbalistic Esoterica of Lithuanian Jewish Tailors.” And they loved every bit of it. They’re not going to use the beep boop lie machine.

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

Time to get off fun small screen to get on medium sized work screen before calling it a day an unwinding on big fun screen.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

It's a brutal time for young men. April — 1805. Napoleon is master of Europe. Only the British fleet stands before him. Oceans are now battlefields.

submitted 2 days ago • 30 comments

There's a Crisis of Masculinity in this country and the only way to solve it is to let me act like a cross between a baby and a movie villain

submitted 80 days ago • 256 comments

I understand that everyone has their own objections to Bill Belichick's beautiful and normal relationship. Mine is that his previous type was age-appropriate North Jersey divorcees. He should be going to dinner at 615 with someone named Donna, not entangled in a conservatorship scam by a Jordon.

submitted 6 days ago • 87 comments

The trump admin really said lets celebrate the fake "fentanyl awareness" day by ending narcan programs

submitted 6 days ago • 7 comments

I know it's not the most important thing here but this story also corroborates one of my biggest theories about these tech guys: they do zero hours of work in a day. They do no work no matter how much they claim to work 14 hours a day. They're just on their phones.

submitted 8 days ago • 62 comments

I support a 90% tax rate on the rich for their own good. They’re clearly frying their brains with too much money. We’ve gotten Hapsburg levels of decline among our feudal lords without the sex.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

THE SOCIAL NETWORK was not harsh enough toward zuck

submitted 11 days ago • 389 comments

Ugh I’m getting so many of these

submitted 14 days ago • 140 comments

as a psychopath who has actually read The Art of the Deal i can tell you none of this shit was in there. it was mostly bitching about not getting enough credit for renovating the ice rink in Central Park

submitted 27 days ago • 35 comments

Have you seen the markets? They crashed the Dow. It literally tanked Heebee. It brought down the TOPIX with banks. It's literally hitting the Russell. It probably tanks the Hang Seng. Dude he crashed the Gumpy. It's hitting the Kospi original. It's reached the Poob.

submitted 29 days ago • 110 comments

when an older Paul Rudd nears the end of its lifecycle, it is consumed by flame and from the ashes emerge an egg that hatches the newborn Paul Rudd

submitted 30 days ago • 71 comments

I must not be the first person to bring this up But there has never been a more vindicated guy

submitted 31 days ago • 235 comments

(slurping cybergruel from a garbage can lid) you kids won't believe this, but back in the Before Times people would eat vegetables, every day, that flew here on a plane. a plane was a kind of bird bus

submitted 32 days ago • 43 comments

the emperor’s favorite concubine fired one of his top internal security officers while rumors abound that the household eunuch has lost the emperors favor

submitted 32 days ago • 145 comments

the Trans Pacific Partnership was good and I’m tired of pretending it’s not

submitted 32 days ago • 25 comments

Carney: The system of global trade anchored on the United States.. is over. Our old relationship of steadily deepening integration with the United States is over. The 80 year period when the United States embraced the mantle of economic leadership… is over.

submitted 33 days ago • 1193 comments

thank you donald trump for your diligent work as you make the US a stagnant, backwater pariah state and playground for sociopathic tech oligarchs

submitted 34 days ago • 169 comments

France raises a fascinating hypothetical point: what if the law still exists even if people might get mad at you

submitted 36 days ago • 125 comments

I’m pretty sure Elon Musk has actually become exactly who conservatives thought George Soros was.

submitted 36 days ago • 43 comments