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I will vote for the first candidate who tells me they're going to make the biggest government possible. Reacher-sized agencies. Braun Strowman-level social benefits. Government so big it starts belching out National Parks and free healthcare. Chungus State.

submitted 2 days ago • 150 comments

people will come on this website and say anything. "Paul Ludwig Hans Anton von Beneckendorff und von Hindenburg was a liberal". no he wasn't. that isn't true.

submitted 5 days ago • 62 comments

(trying not to think about how state capacity can be destroyed instantly yet takes decades to rebuild) video games are all about using four fiber to make cloth

submitted 7 days ago • 23 comments

ERIC ADAMS: I want to thank you, as a brother from another mother, for seeing in your heart to set me free, from this witch hunt TRUMP: you were remarkable in the space jam, you did such wonderful things against the monstars

submitted 8 days ago • 14 comments

the reason I am not particularly worried about billionaires surviving the apocalypse in secret bunkers is that pretty recently we had an actual doomsday scenario and all of those guys went insane within like two weeks

submitted 11 days ago • 36 comments

Look I agree that Elon Musk appears to be on a lot of drugs every time he appears in public. That's not very interesting to me. I'm more interested in how many drugs he can do at once. I think he could probably do more than anyone ever. I bet he could take way more than the doctors say is safe.

submitted 11 days ago • 476 comments

It’s time

submitted 13 days ago • 41 comments

this guy being the shadow president and posting like this is proof that, just like the cold war, gamergate never truly ended

submitted 13 days ago • 107 comments

In a sentence never before uttered by humans, I am delighted to share that an alligator stole my conservation instructor’s hat by jauntily walking into the water while wearing it 🐊

submitted 15 days ago • 352 comments

This is the hardest I’ve laughed in a long time.

submitted 15 days ago • 52 comments

submitted 17 days ago • 57 comments

The Children of Gamergate

submitted 16 days ago • 4 comments

Government workers when DOGE shows up.

submitted 19 days ago • 117 comments

I'm so sick of having to learn about new guys

submitted 20 days ago • 55 comments

I do not want to see pictures of that one Based DOGE Zoomer with the broccoli haircut anymore. He looks like if one of the Ghoulies was 1) real and 2) rich enough that his dad owned a sailboat. He looks a toilet brush that somehow developed the ability to become libertarian. Enough.

submitted 20 days ago • 101 comments

Are the next 4 years really going to be logging on everyday to sentences like "a 19 year old doge intern called Big Balls has your social security number" because I'm already at capacity for this sort of thing

submitted 20 days ago • 606 comments

I think Americans, blessed with relatively stable government for a long time, assume there is someone, some adult, who will step in and make things right before the President does anything REALLY bad. There’s not.

submitted 20 days ago • 730 comments

it is darkly funny to me that twitter ended up being real life after all

submitted 20 days ago • 76 comments

my first day at USAID as one of Musk's implants. my supervisor, basedtaborisky1488, asks me to put together a white paper on whether the janjaweed is woke or antiwoke. i rail four lines of Soviet hovercraft skirt deicer off of a mysterious server installed by a guy in a PLA uniform and get to work.

submitted 21 days ago • 17 comments

Many seemingly powerful and elite individuals across the country and the globe are coming up against the universal maxim uttered by Americas most profound philosopher, M. J. Tyson: “Everyone’s got a plan till you get punched in the mouth.”

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

american citizens will be so overjoyed with the ability to say slurs at work that they will no longer need to consume food nor purchase consumer goods

submitted 22 days ago • 32 comments

my little brother was one of the fatal fentanyl overdoses that is being used to justify tariffs on Mexico and Canada, and I can't think of a more cynical and disrespectful exploitation of a tragedy that has touched almost every family in this country

submitted 22 days ago • 266 comments

If you wanted no leaks you should have gone into Settings -> Security -> Configure privacy & security -> Privacy options -> Other -> Configure -> Media interface and clicked “Disallow.” The Leak setting is on by default but we understand your privacy is important so we’ve made it easy to opt out

submitted 23 days ago • 876 comments

Anyway as they pull bodies out of the Potomac bear in mind that the guiding ethos of Trumpism is that the TSA, NTSB, and FAA should be radically downsized and run by dudes whose main qualifications are loyalty are a willingness to say “cunt” a lot

submitted 24 days ago • 575 comments

i have to believe that some day saner heads will prevail, the course can be corrected, and we can make sure by writ of law no Gamer can ever accumulate this much political power ever again

submitted 23 days ago • 48 comments

I paid sixty dollars for No Man's Sky nine years ago and they refuse to stop making the video game. I've begged them to go home to their families but they won't stop adding new kinds of weird little guys and like, optimizing the gentle patter of rain on an alien ocean. Please let me pay for a DLC

submitted 24 days ago • 283 comments

These fucking morons overdosed on 4chan and bronze aged pervert threads, got into the government on an anti-incumbent wave, and are now smashing the walls looking for the button that says “liberal cathedral” only to come up with fistfuls of wiring for infant cancer research and army contracts.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Walking into the thrift store and immediately having my MK Ultra programming activated by this dresser

submitted 28 days ago • 102 comments

The Chinese have developed their own open-source Hawk Tuah meme coin and the rug pull only uses one-tenth of the computing power and scams 15x the number of horny victims.

submitted 26 days ago • 44 comments

I feel like this was the greatest celebrity post of all time because you initially want to make fun of it because we’re all irony poisoned jerks but the sheer scale of human compassion overwhelms it and you end up going yes Vincent I also want to help a pig see the stars for the first time

submitted 94 days ago • 453 comments

we never should’ve given power to the nerds. the jocks shouldn’t have it either. we must usher in the age of the goths

submitted 28 days ago • 276 comments

Just heard Rex Ryan say “well I know feet and those are some ugly-ass feet” on live TV. What a time to be alive.

submitted 27 days ago • 3 comments

John Fetterman’s a disgrace to the oaf community. He does not represent America’s lumbering buffoons, ham-fisted galoots, or men whose heavy footsteps are soundtracked by a tuba.

submitted 28 days ago • 202 comments