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Diddy’s lawyer must have done a lot of soul searching before quitting during Black History Month

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The top lawyer on Diddy's case has quit. When reached for comment he said "I finally listened to I'll Be Missing You and it is TERRIBLE!!"

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Yall have been asking for a heavyweight & oversize version of the Free Lui shirt so I just dropped it in my shop today:

submitted 49 days ago • 1 comment

A billionaire stan threatened to doxx me over a joke about his dear leader. My brother in Christ, I'm a comedian with dead parents, what are you gonna do — post the address and phone number of my therapist??

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Gutted that Hooters declared bankruptcy, it's the one place my grandma wanted to go before she died 😢

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Luigi Mangione STUNS in bulletproof vest!

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i ordered one :3

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Yes I did make these dope ass FREE LUIGI shirts and yes they are 20% off right the hell now

submitted 65 days ago • 2 comments

get yours here: kaicomedy.square.site

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A billionaire stan threatened to doxx me over a joke about his dear leader. My brother in Christ, I'm a comedian with dead parents, what are you gonna do — post the address and phone number of my therapist??

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The top lawyer on Diddy's case has quit. When reached for comment he said "I finally listened to I'll Be Missing You and it is TERRIBLE!!"

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Gutted that Hooters declared bankruptcy, it's the one place my grandma wanted to go before she died 😢

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submitted 19 days ago • 3 comments

I think most people are intuitively aware of this but something like the official White House account posting an “ASMR” video of shackled immigrants is not just cruel for its own sake, it’s intentional envelope-pushing to ramp up to desensitization over inhumane detention, camps, and deaths

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This is a concentration camp. They are describing a concentration camp.

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the only good kennedys are the dead kennedys

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Friend just confirmed via text she's putting her cat down and Apple Intelligence just suggested I respond "haha I feel you."

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i made anti kkkanye shirts

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I understand why these stories exist but it’s important to be clear that he’s not “saving” 16 billion, he’s choosing, personally, without oversight, to wipe out 16 billion dollars of government services to veterans and the disabled and food safety etc etc

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Watch DOGE get rid of NASA by saying we have SpaceX at home

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Your outie waits for people to get off the elevator before getting on.

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😍 Blackpink in MY area???

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accidentally said "you too" when the server told me to enjoy my meal and then she closed the section to split my sandwich with me

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accidentally said "you too" when the server told me to enjoy my meal and then she closed the section to split my sandwich with me

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Does every white family with a two story house have a telescope in the bedroom window or did tv lie to me?

submitted 4 days ago • 4 comments

Please stop saying it saved money until you understand the value of what was cut. They are downsizing, and if the stuff getting cut had real value, its not a saving.

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Your outie understands when someone is making a joke on the internet and doesn't embarrass themselves in people's replies

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the only good kennedys are the dead kennedys

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follow me on OF if you're interested in seeing me livestream my [redacted] process

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ACAB? Idk about that, I don't think ANYONE is assigned cop at birth

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making enemies out of canada is like going to a sleepover at the nicest kid at school's house and peeing on his couch right after his mom brings out homemade cookies and 6 new video games

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Never thought Democracy would end before I got to do a set on Late Night

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Really glad i decided to bring a pineapple upside down cake on my delta flight

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Does every white family with a two story house have a telescope in the bedroom window or did tv lie to me?

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don't skip around on this one, it's meant to be listened to from beginning to end in one sitting

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my van got remarried and now i have a

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I asked the bartender for a salt rim and now my butthole is super dehydrated

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The administration is so obsessed with trans people that the next Executive Order will be to ban all vehicles with transmissions

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ICYMI: I have a standup special on streaming and it's very funny & has some of the best trans jokes you'll ever hear (all proceeds go toward getting my 20 year old car to pass smog check!) www.amazon.com/gp/video/det...

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Elon Musk has 13 kids, all conceived via IVF, he's the only dad in the world who's also a virgin

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ayyyy yo they sellin seal loosies in new haven

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RFK Jr. wants to ban antidepressants because his wife says they're why she never cums

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RFK Jr. wants to ban antidepressants because his wife says they're why she never cums

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people have been asking when kaiconic will be available again so today is the day. and if you want it but can't afford it follow me here then send an email to [email protected] and i'll hook you up with a free download. 💕 kaicomedy.bandcamp.com/album/kaicon...

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1. how much do you think elon paid that conservative influencer to have his 13th kid? 2. how much you wanna bet he stops at 14 kids?

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give us back the gun emoji

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