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Pfp by Inkirtis. A little insane, a little chaotic, the horny half of Hingeless and Horny. 2.3 Million words and counting of gay pirates on A03 https://archiveofourown.org/users/KalansPhantom/works
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Okay...okay, just listen to me. A Captain Ron AU with Stede, Mary and the kids and Ed. Is this something?

submitted 1 hour ago • 3 comments

I feel really called out here. Also, I'm imagining Ed texting this to Izzy. XD

submitted 1 hour ago • 0 comments

The little birds say HD updates this week.

submitted 4 hours ago • 4 comments

I've decided my water bottle stickers are basically hanky code for whovians and pirates.

submitted 6 hours ago • 1 comment

You can listen to this amazing podfic of tiny Stede. Absolutely adore the life it's given this story 🥰🥰🥰

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

Had a picture from my family reunion pop up. Now I wanna go to the next one and roll the odds to see if any of them like gay pirates 🤣 I mean, theres gotta be a chance right?

submitted 11 hours ago • 4 comments

For #taketwotuesday Let's do I'll Leave A Light On. Angst, heartbreak, secrets. archiveofourown.org/works/536774...

submitted 13 hours ago • 5 comments

This is gonna be my vibe today.

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

Thank you jet lag, managed 3 hours of sleep before having to meet a group I'm supposed to wrangle together into finalizing a flagship program later today. I'm gonna need to harness my inner Stede, and caffeine, and maybe like a WHOLE stack of insane pancakes.

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

Getting so close to finishing Gilded Cage, SO CLOSE, so have a snippy.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

I honk-laughed.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Hello, Irvine, CA. Thank you for not being the muggy horror that is the Midwest right now. Biggest disappointment? The car rental place had a freaking PURPLE car and someone got it just as I got there. I REALLY wanted the purple car. :(

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

When you start a skyfic but are riddled with untreated ADHD and opt to revise it more. XD Sorry for the angst blueballs folks!

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Ed or Stede. No context, you're just deciding the fate of a skyfic. Choose wisely.

submitted 1 day ago • 13 comments

I am not missing Ohio.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

I'm flying for work and bored. Ask me anything! ngl.link/kalansphantom

submitted 1 day ago • 10 comments

Ya'll asked for it. No hinges, just some tiny Stede getting it. archiveofourown.org/works/66809980

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

Join us in making fic, art, or other fan creations Sept 16-23 for #OFMDBisexualWeek 🩷💜💙🏴‍☠️ All ships/headcanons welcome! Prompts to follow within the next couple of weeks. Watch this space!

submitted 2 days ago • 6 comments

Looks like ya'll are gonna get some E rated Borrower!Stede tonight.

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

Fuck. You. Boob. Sweat. 🥵🤬😠 Portable AC now hooked up, foster room cooling down rapidly.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

All i can hear is Jackie yelling "M'nards!!!" Portable ac acquired

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

Guess who's going to get a portable AC unit because their central air crapped out in 100+ degree heat index? At least my little brother owns his own HVAC company, downside, he won't be able to come up for a few days, so foster room gets their own AC unit. 🫠🫠🫠

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Just got a notice warning that due to the heat there may be rolling black outs. Wheeeeeee.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments