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Pfp by Inkirtis. A little insane, a little chaotic, the horny half of Hingeless and Horny. 2.3 Million words and counting of gay pirates on A03 https://archiveofourown.org/users/KalansPhantom/works
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Reposting for the evening crew!

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Remy has a favorite toy, it's a stuffed shark I got from work for a paper give away. We have no idea why this is his favorite toy ever.

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Years ago I drove a Pontiac Vibe for nearly a decade. I'm still very upset I never got the vanity plate "RATOR"

submitted 6 hours ago • 3 comments

You've all been so well behaved, but that doesn't mean you couldn't do with a bit of Hard Discipline. archiveofourown.org/works/593686...

submitted 12 hours ago • 2 comments

#WIPWednesday Coming soon, my RBB story which will drop the first chapter next week and update each week of July. :D

submitted 17 hours ago • 1 comment

Okay...okay, just listen to me. A Captain Ron AU with Stede, Mary and the kids and Ed. Is this something?

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

I feel really called out here. Also, I'm imagining Ed texting this to Izzy. XD

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The little birds say HD updates this week.

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

I've decided my water bottle stickers are basically hanky code for whovians and pirates.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

You can listen to this amazing podfic of tiny Stede. Absolutely adore the life it's given this story 🥰🥰🥰

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Had a picture from my family reunion pop up. Now I wanna go to the next one and roll the odds to see if any of them like gay pirates 🤣 I mean, theres gotta be a chance right?

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

For #taketwotuesday Let's do I'll Leave A Light On. Angst, heartbreak, secrets. archiveofourown.org/works/536774...

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

This is gonna be my vibe today.

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Thank you jet lag, managed 3 hours of sleep before having to meet a group I'm supposed to wrangle together into finalizing a flagship program later today. I'm gonna need to harness my inner Stede, and caffeine, and maybe like a WHOLE stack of insane pancakes.

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Getting so close to finishing Gilded Cage, SO CLOSE, so have a snippy.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

I honk-laughed.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Hello, Irvine, CA. Thank you for not being the muggy horror that is the Midwest right now. Biggest disappointment? The car rental place had a freaking PURPLE car and someone got it just as I got there. I REALLY wanted the purple car. :(

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

When you start a skyfic but are riddled with untreated ADHD and opt to revise it more. XD Sorry for the angst blueballs folks!

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Ed or Stede. No context, you're just deciding the fate of a skyfic. Choose wisely.

submitted 2 days ago • 13 comments

I am not missing Ohio.

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments